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"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Bob's Burgers, "Slumber Party"

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Jou wanna play rough? H'ok!
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

I've said (exactly a year ago yesterday, in fact) that the kid characters are usually the best part of Bob's Burgers because they talk and act less like typically precocious sitcom kids and more like real kids, even though they're voiced by adults. But "Slumber Party" is a rare occasion where I actually find the subplot without the kids to be the more interesting half of the episode, although there are lots of funny lines (see the memorable quotes) during the titular kids' slumber party, which Linda throws at the Belchers' home to introduce a reluctant Louise to her idea of childhood fun (and which Louise proceeds to sabotage like a boss, hence the Scarface-inspired cover art for the "Slumber Party" table read script).

This is how I react too when my remote lands on The View.
In the B-story, which is intertwined quite well with the A-story, Linda, who's captivated by the ongoing drama between the raccoons that root around the trash outside the apartment, ropes Bob and Teddy into helping her trap a raccoon she calls "El Diablo" so that Diablo will stop hassling the raccoon she's become fondest of, "Little King Trashmouth." Sure, the B-story sounds very weird and filler-rific, but it's worth it for Teddy's presence, H. Jon Benjamin's dry delivery of Bob's reactions to Linda and Teddy's ideas ("Ugh, guys, I don't wanna make a burger for a raccoon") and the great sight gag of Bob walking around with braided hair. His braids are the result of a styling experiment by a slumber party attendee Louise can't stand to be in the same room with because of her unhealthy obsession with braiding everything at school, including the bristles on the janitor's mops.

Maybe my preference for the B-story is because it's a relief from the shoutiness of Louise, Gene and the slumber party girls, a common complaint about the Bob's Burgers characters from viewers who find it difficult to warm up to the show. It's also a gripe that has lately been starting to make some sense to me. Because if the slightly more reserved characters like Bob, Tina and Teddy weren't around to offset the shoutiness of Louise, Gene and Linda, Bob's Burgers would be a meal I'd send back.

Stray observations/memorable quotes:
* Tina chooses a rain poncho for the slumber party fashion show. She looks like a third member of The Doppelgangaz.

Linda does her tribute to Maria Bello from that failed reboot of Prime Suspect.
* Louise, who can't go anywhere without her pink bunny-ear hat, has never been seen on the show without her head covered. My favorite freeze-frame gag in "Slumber Party" is the compilation of baby pics of Tina, Gene and Louise on one of the apartment walls, and of course, baby Louise is wearing an earless precursor to her bunny-ear hat.

She must be bald under that hat. She's going for a Michael Bolton, 'I got a lot of hair for a bald person and if I wear it like this, you won't notice'-type thing.
* Tina, telling Gene how many slumber parties she's been to: "One and a half. I fell asleep at a regular birthday party. I'm counting that."

* Gene, excited about Linda's tie-dyeing portion of the slumber party: "Gimme a shirt! I'm gonna make the psychedelic crop top of my dreams!"

* "How about me, Mom? What's my angle?""Well, Tina, you're the older sister. You're over all this stuff. You wanna go to the mall with your friends and beep each other on your beepers."

* "Gene, is this your first time as a human shield?""Yeah.""It's my third time. You're doing great.""Thank you."

* "I'm not gonna tell anybody. I'm no narc. Make fun of you for wetting the bed? What is this, the '90s?"

A compendium of cool cosplay

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Boldly wearing what no weather chick has worn before.
Star Trek: The Next Generation cosplay!

Drake the type who'd hold all these Degrassi girls' purses while they take selfies.
Degrassi"Purple Dragon/naked Emma" episode cosplay!

So Flay we all!
Galactica cosplay!

One of Zosia Mamet's co-stars on Girls is Jemima Kirke. That was an incredible impression of Amy Poehler's impression of Kelly Ripa that Jemima Kirke did at that Jay Z 'Picasso Baby' video shoot she got her ass thrown out of.
Sydney Bristow whenever she woke up in a hospital on Alias cosplay!

All you need to do to summon him is to twerk the letters of his name in Morse code three times.
Beetlejuice cosplay!

Had no idea Jordan Catalano was a fan of second-tier Mel Brooks movies. Life Stinks must be his Citizen Kane.
Spaceballs henchman cosplay from the waist down!

Many white people feel that Downton Abbey's most recent season was far from purrrrrfect. I wouldn't know about the current quality of Downton Abbey because I'm neither white nor do I give a fuck about Downton Abbey.
Eartha Kitt cosplay!

Morriconeality, what a concept, ooh.
Ennio Morricone cosplay!

Who cares that Gravity isn't accurate about science? What people should instead be tripping over is why Sandra Bullock doesn't puke once during the movie after there was so much dialogue early on about how space-sick she always gets.
Justin Bieber cosplay!

"Hall H," a 10-hour block of original music from shows and movies that are popular at comic or anime cons and are frequently cosplayed at those cons, airs Saturdays and Sundays at 7am Pacific on AFOS.

Peep security officer Tasha Yar in a miniskirt. It's the only time she wore one. Unless you're Maggie Q in Nikita or Magnus: Robot Fighter, I don't think fighting enemies in a miniskirt is such a good idea.

"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Archer, "White Elephant"

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Looking forward to the ballet version of The Ipcress File.
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

Adam Reed was just plain bored.

I love how that's the simple reason why Reed peaces out Archer's ISIS spy agency backdrop with FBI explosives and gunfire in "White Elephant," the ballsy and unsurprisingly hilarious fifth-season premiere of the animated show that's currently topping all other animated shows in terms of funny dialogue and cold opens (that balletic "White Elephant" cold open with no dialogue may be the show's best one yet). Reed is writing ISIS out of the show--tired of letting Malory Archer get away with murder as the corrupt head of ISIS, the government shuts down ISIS and sends special guest star Gary Cole and his Feds to arrest Malory and her agents--so beginning with "White Elephant," Sterling Archer, expectant mother Lana and Malory are no longer spies.

"I think probably all writers have the fear of repeating themselves over and over," explained Reed to the A.V. Club about why he's getting rid of ISIS this season. "It's sort of a way to hopefully make sure I'm not doing that. And also to keep people watching, so it didn't slowly turn into mission-of-the-week."

Last season was as consistently funny as previous seasons, but the spy storylines were beginning to feel a little rote to me, especially the feud between ISIS and Bionic Barry. I'm not surprised that Reed recently revealed he was starting to feel the same way too. We don't tune in to Archer because of the missions of the week. We tune in mainly for Reed's deranged characters and to see what sort of hilarity arises from hearing them ping-pong back and forth. Archer always worked better as a workplace comedy than a comedic spy show, so I'm not at all sorry to see the ISIS premise go because having Sterling, Lana and the rest stop pretending to be good guys and pursue criminal activity full-time to sell off Malory's secret stash of cocaine may end up being the best thing that's ever happened to this show.

Or it may not. Look what happened to Weeds when Jenji Kohan similarly took a flamethrower to her show's original premise after Nancy Botwin burnt Agrestic to the ground and took her family on the run across the continent or when the Conners won the lottery on Roseanne. Neither show was able to handle quite so well the changes in setting and concept. But I have faith in Archer's new season because all those clips of mayhem in the season 5 trailer that's badly disguised as Sterling's fantasy sequence about his new life in the drug game look very promising. Cheryl/Carol pursuing a country music career that's presumably funded by Sterling's new cartel? The sight of Lana in action as her baby bump expands? Pam getting high on her own supply and having to be taken down with dozens of tranquilizer darts like a grizzly bear? Plus Smokey and the Bandit car jumps too? Sign me up.

Memorable quotes:
* "Well, he died doing what he loved. Getting shot."

* Krieger, who's finally been added to the opening credits: "I'll be your doctor." Lana: "Well, if I want Hitler's DNA spliced into him, I'll give you a call.""Yeah, I'm around."

* Sterling, coming up with a Scrubs Med-esque name for the new cartel: "Archer Vice." Lana: "What?" Sterling: "Nothing. Shut up."

The ruthless and the Toothless: These are among the tracks I've added to AFOS rotation this month

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'Lee! Rico! Youngblood! Find out where those drums are coming from!'
Ennio Morricone, "The Strength of the Righteous" (film version)(from The Untouchables; now playing during "AFOS Prime")

"I had an art director that I was working with and we kept looking at shadows. I got the idea that the shadows should be actually cast by the word. And the art director kept saying, 'It's boring,'" recalled Superman: The Movie title designer Richard Greenberg to Art of the Title about his noirish concept for the Untouchables opening titles. "Finally I just looked at him and said, 'It's supposed to be boring.' I wanted it to take its time."

"Boring"? Really? Because I've seen a few alternate Untouchables opening titles on the Internet that were made by Untouchables fans and are much more busy-looking than Greenberg's titles, and they just don't fit Brian De Palma's operatic crime flick like Greenberg's titles do. It's one of my favorite Greenberg intros, partly because of Greenberg's simple and elegant title design and the way it evokes the shadows of prison bars at the start of the sequence.

Here we see Frank Nitti threatening innocent lives late at night, or as George Zimmerman calls it, neighborhood watch.
(Photo source: Radiator Heaven)
But the main reason why those titles leave such an impact--without it, Greenberg's colleague might have been onto something about the titles being boring--is Ennio Morricone's propulsive "Strength of the Righteous." The main title theme, one of my favorite Morricone main title themes, establishes the steadfastness of Eliot Ness and the Untouchables while introducing another motif. The harmonica was the instrument of choice for Charles Bronson's vengeance-seeking protagonist Harmonica in the Morricone-scored Once Upon a Time in the West, but in The Untouchables, Il Maestro used the harmonica to represent one of the villains, Frank Nitti (Billy Drago, who's more menacing than Robert De Niro in the film and with much less dialogue too), the psychotic chief enforcer for ruthless Al Capone (De Niro).

"The fact that Morricone's main title music showcases Nitti's theme rather than Capone's hints at the fact that Ness can never truly confront Capone (in fact the two never met in real life)," wrote Geek magazine's Jeff Bond in the liner notes for La-La Land Records' 2012 expanded reissue of the Untouchables soundtrack, "and that his only physical satisfaction in taking down the crime lord is in executing Nitti."

La-La Land's 2012 reissue opens with the version of "The Strength of the Righteous" that's heard in the film--the major difference between the film version of "Strength" and the 1987 A&M Records version is that Nitti's harmonica motif begins at a much earlier point in the former--and that film version has finally been added to "AFOS Prime" rotation. The Untouchables may be as historically accurate as a DrunkHistorysketch (Nitti didn't die right after being thrown off a rooftop by Ness in 1930; he committed suicide in 1943), but elements like "Strength," Sean Connery's Oscar-winning performance and that classic "Odessa Steps"/baby carriage sequenceUntouchables screenwriter David Mamet reportedly still despises are why, as ScreenCrush writer Damon Houx nicely puts it, the 1987 film forms with the 1976 Carrie and the 1996 Mission: Impossible"an interesting De Palma trilogy of 'fuck you, I can do mainstream better than anyone.'"



That LiveLinks commercial she appeared in left out the part where she says she's also into archery.
Howard Shore, "Barrels Out of Bond" and "The Forest River (Extended Version)"(from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; now playing during "AFOS Prime" and "New Cue Revue")

The Hobbit remains the only J.R.R. Tolkien novel I've read. Back when I was a kid who watched the 1977 Rankin-Bass Hobbit repeatedly on VHS and wanted to see what Tolkien's original vision of the story was like in print, I dove into the Ballantine Books softcover edition of The Hobbit (the one with the cover artwork of Gandalf and his cohorts taking shelter in the nest of one of the giant eagles that rescued them), and I have to say: Did this light adventure novel about a treasure hunt really have to be stretched out into three 180-minute movies?

Sure, two movies would have been alright to tell Bilbo's journey on the big screen, but three? Padded out to nearly 180 minutes each? With no intermission (because this is a really annoying era of moviegoing where the studios no longer include intermissions--which were, long before I was born, actually a good idea that helped make some of the studios' most interminable epics less of a grueling experience for moviegoers--and now the fuckwads who creep into theaters these days with their smartphones left on think every single minute of the feature presentation is an intermission)?



Though The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is a more enjoyable installment than The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (the Phantom Menace of this franchise), Peter Jackson's Hobbit prequel trilogy has so far paled in comparison to his beloved Lord of the Rings trilogy, which itself wasn't perfect (one of my favorite lines in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is "Don't worry. I saw the last Lord of the Rings. I won't have the movie end 17 times"), but it was a well-made trilogy, even though I'm not much of a sword-and-sorcery genre stan. One of the few additions Jackson has made to The Hobbit that actually works is the newly created character of Tauriel (Evangeline Lilly), an elf warrior who defies her dickish king's isolationism to help protect the dwarves and the inhabitants of Laketown from hordes of orcs. I like Lilly and the action heroine she plays in The Desolation of Smaug, even though Jackson and his credited co-screenwriters Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens have placed Tauriel at the center of a love triangle that wasn't in Tolkien's novel either, a blatant attempt to take the novel and Twilight it up for tweens who would most likely become bored with Bilbo's journey and would rather journey through the texts on the phones they've left on inside the theater.

If you're one of those moviegoers who kept checking your phones during The Desolation of Smaug's barrel escape sequence, just kill yourself. Right now. The barrel escape sequence, a moment where Tauriel gets to shine as an action heroine as she and Legolas (Orlando Bloom) take on the dwarves' orc enemies along the riverbanks, is one of the most entertaining action sequences of 2013. The sequence is also easily the biggest highlight of Howard Shore's Desolation of Smaug score. Shore gives the heroic theme he wrote for Tauriel its fullest statement in "The Forest River." ("Its elegance and avidity is balanced by a razor-sharp fierceness," said Lord of the Rings/Hobbit score music expert Doug Adams about Tauriel's theme.)

This is the moment where he stops being a Bombur-clat.
The elf guards aren't the only characters who get to shine during the sequence. The mute dwarf Bombur (Stephen Hunter), who, up until this sequence, has been a gluttonous buffoon, smashes his arms through the wine barrel he's escaping in and fights off the orcs with his weapons. The image of Bombur rolling around in his barrel has led, of course, to a bunch of artists' recreations on deviantART and Tumblr. 2013 was the year of rotund nobodies pulling a Sammo Hung and revealing themselves to be agile action heroes: Nick Frost's reserved ex-rugby player wiled out on hordes of alien robots in The World's End, and then Bombur finally made himself useful in The Desolation of Smaug.

'So if you are the big orc/We are the small axe/Ready to cut you down/To cut you down.'
(Photo source: TheRisingSoul)
Betta axe somebody
(Photo source: Strangely Charismatic)
Bombur's new workout plan
(Photo source: Just Jingles)
John Powell, "Test Drive"(from How to Train Your Dragon; now playing during "AFOS Prime" and "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round")

The first two trailers for How to Train Your Dragon 2 have gotten me really interested in the sequel. I didn't expect to see such a significant time jump between the Cartoon Network spinoff show Dragons and How to Train Your Dragon 2, so I was genuinely surprised when Hiccup (still voiced by Jay Baruchel) took off his helmet at the end of the teaser trailer and it turned out that his face has matured a lot since the events of Dragons (he has no acne though--the Vikings on Berk must be Proactiv customers). I like how the teaser trailer withheld that surprise and contained no voiceover narration prior to that, which mirrors the "show, don't tell" approach to storytelling that returning director Dean DeBlois and his fellow co-director Chris Sanders brought to much of the first How to Train Your Dragon. DeBlois and Sanders' decision to minimize dialogue--for instance, the dragons speak in a language called "Dragonese" in the Cressida Cowell novels that the films are based on, while DeBlois and Sanders removed their ability to speak--is one of many reasons why the first How to Train is my favorite DreamWorks Animation film.

Wow, I didn't expect Google's new driverless car to be capable of flight.
Also returning to the How to Train film series is Bourne trilogy composer John Powell, whose score for the first film did much of the narrative heavy lifting during Hiccup's dialogue-less training scenes with his dragon Toothless and was an excellent score from start to finish. (It's also a score I just never got around to purchasing--until now.) The teaser trailer doesn't feature music from Powell's score to the sequel; the music is actually an instrumental taken from an album by the trailer music production house Audiomachine. When we finally do get to hear Powell's sequel score, I won't be surprised if many of those cues are winners like the first film's "Test Drive."


'Despite what John Singleton tells you, Shaft is Richard Roundtree.'--Odienator
Johnny Pate, "El Jardia"(from Shaft in Africa; now playing during "AFOS Prime,""Beat Box" and "New Cue Revue")

I love this beat from the Shaft threequel, and so does J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League, which sampled it for Ghostface Killah. The producing trio (by the way, the first half of the crew's name stands for "Just Undeniably Some of the Illest Composers Ever") also gave this same beat to Rick Ross to lay down his trademark grunts on it (however, those usual grunts of his are absent from his track). I wish more beatmakers would sample "El Jardia." Ruh!


'Dude, I can see my cottage from here.'
Trevor Jones, "Promentory"(from The Last of the Mohicans; now playing during "AFOS Prime")

Misspelled as "Promentory" on Morgan Creek Records' official Last of the Mohicans soundtrack album, "Promontory" accompanies the riveting and largely dialogue-less climax on the clifftop in Michael Mann's classic 1992 version of the James Fenimore Cooper novel ("It's not a very good book," said Mann at an American Cinemateque post-screening Q&A where he explained that he doesn't care for the novel's justification for the Native Americans' loss of their land). I'm afraid to watch the changes Mann has made to that climax because that action sequence was perfect, from the "Promontory" cue itself to the way the sound was edited to ratchet up the brutality and tension of the badass final confrontation between Chingachgook (the late Russell Means) and Magua (Wes Studi, who was robbed the following year when it was time for the Oscars, which gave only one nomination to the film, and that was for sound). The last time I watched that sequence in its entirety was 1999, when I rented the letterboxed VHS release, which didn't contain any of the changes Mann--who was never satisfied with the theatrical cut--made to his own film for a director's cut DVD that same year.

Mann apparently tweaked The Last of the Mohicans again for its Blu-ray release. Like George Lucas, Mann's a serial recutter, as Matt Zoller Seitz calls him. I wouldn't be surprised if he changed the color of the Chicago sky in the new Criterion Collection Blu-ray of Thief like Lucas did with the Bay Area sky for the DVD release of American Graffiti.

'Welcome to hell, motherfucker!'
A huge reason why "Promontory" is such a highlight of the Trevor Jones portion of the Mohicans score (when Jones became unavailable, Mann recruited Randy Edelman to finish the rest of the score) is Jones' arrangement of Dougie MacLean's "The Gael," a Scottish folk tune that wasn't written for the film and had originated from MacLean's 1990 album The Search. "The Gael," which is performed on the fiddle by an uncredited Alasdair Fraser during the Mohicans score, and the other instrumentals on MacLean's album were originally composed and commissioned for a Loch Ness Monster exhibit in Scotland. Like when Mann needle-dropped Moby's "God Moving Over the Face of the Waters" for Al Pacino and Robert De Niro's final scene together in Heat (by the way, the reverb of the gunfire in that film is another example of Mann's amazing knack for sound design) or when Mann opened Public Enemies with Otis Taylor's "Ten Million Slaves" (what's a song about slaves crossing the Middle Passage doing in a gangster flick about John Dillinger?), this melody related to Nessie is a weird choice, especially for a movie about the French and Indian War, yet it somehow works.

The placement of "The Gael" in the unlikeliest of settings is the very reason why I restored "Promontory" to the "AFOS Prime" playlist after a long absence. I saw a former AFOS listener tweet about how perfect "Promontory" is as music while she gazed at Midwestern snowfall, and the tweet made me put "Promontory" back into rotation. "Promontory" is the Inception"BRAHM!" of the natural world. It makes anything dramatic.



















"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Rick and Morty, "Meeseeks and Destroy"

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The moment I saw that box, I thought the show was going to riff on 'Button, Button,' a.k.a. that Twilight Zone episode that became a Cameron Diaz movie, of all things.
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

"Meeseeks and Destroy" is a great turning point for Rick and Morty. It's where several of the regular characters evolve from being cartoon characters--and mere chess pawns in the writers' crazy and increasingly imaginative plots--to human beings with wants, desires, genuine sadness and occasional compassion, much like the characters on Rick and Morty co-creator Dan Harmon's Community.

We learn that Beth (Sarah Chalke) is having regrets about her marriage to Jerry (Chris Parnell)--being pregnant with Summer (Spencer Grammer) at a young age, while putting herself through veterinarian school, was the main reason why she wedded Jerry--and she's beginning to feel stifled by her suburban existence. As for Morty (co-creator Justin Roiland), he's getting tired of being led around by Rick (also Roiland) through such dangerous adventures on other worlds. After some persuasion from Morty and agreeing to a bet with him, the cynical grandpa, who continually warns Morty that the universe is crazy and chaotic, lets his grandson be in charge of an adventure that's closer to his perception of adventure as simple and fun (somewhere on a Jack and the Beanstalk-like planet where medieval villagers are being subjugated by giants from a much more modernized section of the planet). That is until Morty realizes the hard way that Rick is right about the darkness and dangerousness of the universe, and his notion of adventure as simple and fun is destroyed in that unsettling scene every Rick and Morty viewer has been talking about on the Internet this week.

Yes, about that scene: Since episode one, Rick and Morty has been upfront about being dark-humored and adult, but never have I expected the show to go to such a dark place like it does when Morty is nearly raped by Mr. Jellybean, an anthropomorphic and seemingly benign jellybean, in the bathroom of a tavern inside a stairway on the giants' land. Nothing alters the mood of a comedy like sexual assault, and fortunately, unlike too many other adult animated shows, "Meeseeks and Destroy" doesn't play Morty's moments of terror and subsequent trauma for laughs.

"Edith's 50th Birthday," the infamous All in the Family episode where Edith escapes an attempted rape in her own home, was lauded for its treatment of sexual assault (and the late Jean Stapleton totally owned the episode), but it has also dated badly. That All in the Family episode was made at a time when all comedy on TV contained studio audience laughter or canned laughter, so you get these annoying and strange studio audience giggles during the serial rapist's attempted attack and the scenes where Edith is wracked with PTSD (I don't care for the TV version of M*A*S*H, partly because of the canned laughter, but I always liked how the M*A*S*H producers, who opposed the CBS execs' insistence on a laugh track, refused to add laughter during the surgery scenes). You wonder if maybe All in the Family would have been better off taping "Edith's 50th Birthday" without the studio audience due to the seriousness of its subject matter, but then without that live audience, you wouldn't have gotten that classic moment where the audience cheers and goes crazy when Edith smashes a burning cake into the rapist's face and escapes. The stupid laugh track is a common thing you have to put up with when rewatching all those terrible and awkward '70s and '80s Very Special Episodes (VSEs) All in the Family is responsible for unleashing. It served as a cushion of comfort for '70s and '80s viewers, reassuring them that this is a light comedy first and a drama second. There's no such audio of laughter to be found in "Meeseeks and Destroy," which is why I find it to be more effective about the horror of almost being sexually assaulted than "Edith's 50th Birthday."

The bathroom incident introduces a compassionate side of Rick, whose treatment of Morty has bordered on abusive, ever since he insisted to Morty in the premiere episode that he smuggle extraterrestrial plant seeds inside his butt as if he were a drug mule. Despite moments like that, we know Rick cares a bit for his grandson because he'd willingly blow up civilization if doing so would get Morty to score with the girl he's crushing on. That great moment where Rick sees Mr. Jellybean stumble out of the bathroom in bruises created by Morty, silently puts two and two together and gives Mr. Jellybean a steely-eyed stare is further proof that Rick cares for Morty, as is his hilarious final act in the medieval village immediately after he and Morty find out the identity of the villagers' king. Fuck with Rick's family, and you're eradicated from the universe, no matter what social standing you are.

I'm making it sound like the near-rape scene brings "Meeseeks and Destroy" to a screeching VSE halt. Fortunately, "Meeseeks and Destroy" doesn't awkwardly turn into a VSE after the incident or end with Rick and Morty breaking the fourth wall to give the number of a counseling hotline like so many VSEs would do (although it does end with Rick breaking the fourth wall, not for PSA reasons but to put a button on an intentionally lame one-liner with what he mistakenly thinks is an old Arsenio catchphrase). It just treats the near-rape like the unsettling and horrible thing it is, doesn't try to preach about the horribleness of it and moves on. It's a grown-up and sophisticated way of handling such a subject, compared to how the VSEs would poorly stitch together their serious subjects with bits of comic relief or reassuring messages.

And I haven't even talked yet about the brilliance of the B-story. The B-stories on Rick and Morty have gotten increasingly ingenious, ever since the superintelligent dogs' conquest of Earth in "Lawnmower Dog." To keep Beth, Jerry and Summer from constantly turning to him for solving their problems, Rick presents them with a Meeseeks box, which, when its button is pressed, summons a Meeseeks ("I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"), a jolly, genie-like blue creature whose purpose in life is to solve someone else's problem, and it's their only purpose because the Meeseekses wink out of existence immediately after accomplishing their tasks. Summer's Meeseeks helps her to become the most popular girl in school, while Beth's Meeseeks helps her to become a more perfect and pretty woman, as we see in an amusing restaurant scene where, over lunch, he drops some motivational advice to Beth as if he were every single magical gay BFF in every crappy rom-com. But when relentlessly mediocre Jerry asks his Meeseeks to help him take two strokes off his golf swing, Jerry fails to fix his swing, which keeps the Meeseeks in existence longer than he expected and causes him to push the button to summon another Meeseeks to help him help Jerry. When neither of them can help Jerry, they call on more and more Meeseekses to appear until all the Meeseekses go insane and agree that the only way they can disappear is to kill Jerry.

The last Dirty Harry movie had a scene at a restaurant like this, where Dirty Harry gunned down a bunch of robbers with blue skin and tufts of orange hair.
"Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain!," shouts one of the Meeseekses while holding hostage at gunpoint the customers and waiters at a restaurant where Jerry and Beth are dining. Jerry has had a rough last few episodes, from seeing his mom make out with her new and much younger lover at Christmas dinner--while his dad's bizarrely okay with it--to having what he thinks is the best sex he's ever had with Beth when he unknowingly bangs an inanimate digital clone of her. So seeing Jerry rise to the occasion for once during the hostage situation--instead of the advice of a Meeseeks, a boost of confidence from Beth is what helps him to finally perfect his swing and send all the Meeseekses away--is a nice break from his spiral of patheticness.

Jerry's triumph is also a nice break from the dark examples throughout "Meeseeks and Destroy" of why the universe is, in Rick's words, a crazy and chaotic place. Yet another dark example pops up in the post-credits tag when the village chooses to sweep Mr. Jellybean's pedophilia under the rug, which is both comedically pathetic and, as we've seen from headlines like Joe Paterno's decision to keep quiet about Jerry Sandusky, sadly all too common in this crazy and chaotic universe. The tag is one of several dark touches that have elevated Rick and Morty from a solid Adult Swim show to one of the 2013-14 season's best new comedies, live action or animated.

Memorable quotes:
* "Hey Rick, you got some kind of hand-shaped device that can open this mayonnaise jar?"

* Attorney: "Your Honor, I'm from a tiny person's advocacy group, and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss! These little men were never read their giant rights and are therefore, free fi to fo home." Rick: "What the hell is he talking about?" Attorney: "They're free to go is what I meant. I-I'm deconstructing o-our thing we say. For giants. Nobody got that? Whatever."

* "I can't take it anymore! I just want to die!""We all want to die! We're Meeseeks!""Why did you even rope me into this?""'Cause he roped me into this!""Well, him over there, he roped me into this!""Well, he roped me into this!"

* "Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about.""Where would you go?""I don't know, man. Italy, Greece, Argentina..." Jerry, doing a half-assed Carnac impression: "Countries known for their sexually aggressive men."

* "Wait. Destroy it. Our people will get more from the idea he represented than from the jellybean he actually was."

"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Rick and Morty, "Rick Potion #9"

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Rick's ride is a little boring-looking. A flying saucer? C'mon, you can do a lot more fucking baller than that, Rick.
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

The recently renewedRick and Morty started out as Justin Roiland's profane riff on the friendship between Doc Brown and Marty McFly in the Back to the Future movies (and now stage musical?!--why?!). With the addition of Dan Harmon to Roiland's vision, it's morphed into a dark--and unmistakably Adult Swim--take on the well-traveled heroes of both The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which Harmon grew up reading, and Doctor Who, which Harmon references on Community in the form of the fictional show Inspector Spacetime (even composer Ryan Elder's Rick and Morty theme tune is sort of a takeoff on Murray Gold's updated arrangement of the old Doctor Who theme during modern Doctor Who's first three seasons).

Modern Doctor Who has sometimes attempted to explore what happens when the Doctor winds up making things worse rather than making them better (like what Russell T. Davies did with the 10th Doctor during the classic bottle episode "Midnight"), but on Rick and Morty, Harmon wants to go a step further and see what it's like when you strip away the whimsy, the heroism, the ultra-competence, the pacifism and all the other comforting things that make the Doctor such a beloved part of the family-friendly half of British TV. For instance, what if Ford Prefect--who was basically a Douglas Adams clone of the Doctor--was responsible for the destruction of Earth instead of the aliens who blew it up to make way for a "hyperspace bypass" that's under construction? Or what if the Doctor was a total sociopath and instead of saving lives and trying to avoid violence as much as possible, he didn't mind resorting to murder, which is how Rick handled an alien who attempted to molest his grandson last week in "Meeseeks and Destroy"?

This week, in "Rick Potion #9," which is credited solely to Roiland, Rick and Morty does an inspired--and thanks to all the David Cronenbergian body horror imagery, delightfully grotesque--spin on "What if the Doctor's scientific expertise kept ruining everything and plunged Earth into an apocalypse?" I love how the apocalypse is the result of an experimental love potion that was lying around Rick's lab like some unread indie comic I bought at APE in Sucka Free about a half a decade ago but have never gotten around to flipping through and is gathering more dust than a "Which racial terms are not allowed to be said on the air?" manual at the offices of Fox News.

Morty uses the potion to get Jessica, the classmate whose breasteses he dreamt about caressing in the pilot, to fall for him at their school's Flu Season Dance. But of course, the potion, which Rick warns Morty not to use on her if she has the flu, goes wrong when it's combined with Jessica's flu microbes and it ends up infecting everyone else at the dance. So in addition to both female and male classmates wanting Morty's body, all the faculty members become infatuated with Morty as well. Soon the rest of the world follows suit, except for Morty's loved ones, who are immune to the effects of Rick's potion because Rick's not much of a fan of incest, whether it takes place inside Morty's math teacher's pervy dream world or at 9pm on Sundays on HBO.

Wow, the supermodels in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue look terrible.
Each of Rick's attempts to undo the potion's effects results in the rest of Earth's population experiencing different stages of mutations, one more horrible than the next. Rick's Cronenberging of the world gets so bad that he starts referring to all the mutated humans as "Cronenbergs." Only when the world's in complete shambles does a loser like Morty's dad Jerry get his chance to step up and take charge, and while he and his wife Beth's transformations into trigger-happy, post-apocalyptic action heroes are full of badass lines delivered with Ash from Evil Dead II-style aplomb by Chris Parnell and Sarah Chalke, it feels a little repetitive coming right after Jerry's victory with his revamped golf swing in "Meeseeks and Destroy."

"Rick Potion #9" was actually the first episode (after the pilot) that Harmon, Roiland and the other voice actors worked on, but Harmon and Roiland pushed it back to halfway through the first season because they felt it made more sense to air it at this later point. So while the change in air order results in a character who was previously established as an eternal fuck-up turning into a winner two episodes in a row, the decision to delay "Rick Potion #9" also makes the episode's downbeat final scene--soundtracked to the funereal strains of Mazzy Star's "Look on Down from the Bridge," a song that was also used on The Sopranos--much more powerful.

Rick's ultimate solution to all his previous mistakes is the kind of deus ex machina I don't think I've ever seen before in sci-fi, and it's another example of how brilliantly plotted Rick and Morty has been each week. With his portal gun, Rick simply abandons the monster-infested Earth he's inadvertently created and takes Morty with him to an alternate--and completely identical--Earth where they can start anew and replace that Earth's Rick and Morty, who died in a lab experiment without either Beth, Jerry or Summer to see them perish. Rick uses his portal technology to pinpoint the exact moment when their alternate counterparts died so that he and Morty can immediately bury their counterparts' corpses and take over their identities without Beth, Jerry and Summer noticing.

The act of burying his own horribly mangled corpse in the soil does such a number on Morty's psyche that all Morty can do afterward is sit silently in a shocked daze, not to mention the fact that he's surrounded by a family that looks and behaves exactly like the one he's spent all his life with (alt-Beth and alt-Jerry argue just like Beth and Jerry do; alt-Summer is glued to her phone just like Summer), but it isn't the same one he's spent all his life with. Meanwhile, Rick, with booze in hand, of course, nonchalantly eases his way into this alt-Earth as if he's done it a million times before. In one of the most memorable lines in GoldenEye, the Sean Bean character attempts to cut 007 down to size by telling him that he knocks back martinis to silence the screams of the men he's killed. I wouldn't be surprised if the booze similarly helps Rick to dull the remorse that Morty is now feeling and that I imagine a younger Rick must have felt too when he first encountered crazy situations like this.


This eerie and dramatic conclusion to a comedically chaotic episode would have felt heavy-handed had Adult Swim aired "Rick Potion #9" right after the pilot. But reshuffling the episode order--so that "Rick Potion #9" takes place after the Inception-esque mind-fuckery in both "Lawnmower Dog" and "M. Night Shyam-Aliens!,"Morty's disgust over killing his loved ones' demonically possessed alternate reality clones and his near-brush with sexual assault inside that men's room--makes Morty's concluding expression of both despair and exhaustion resonate more. Because Rick and Morty isn't a serialized comedy, I wouldn't be surprised if the show never addresses the change in universes again and presses on as if nothing drastic happened. But that look of despair raises a bunch of questions about the rest of the season. Is Morty starting to wish for a life away from Rick? Does Rick even care about the destruction he leaves behind wherever he goes? Could he be an even bigger monster than the Cronenbergs he created back in the old universe?

By its second season, The Venture Bros. grew from being a Jonny Quest parody to something much richer. With the one-two punch of "Meeseeks and Destroy" and now "Rick Potion #9,"Rick and Morty is already showing signs of doing the same thing: outgrowing its Doctor Who parody trappings to become its own animal, a lot more ferocious--and frequently funnier--than the classic that inspired it.

Memorable quotes:
* "The Flu Season Dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover."

'Stay tuned for tonight's marathon of the greatest show ever made: M.A.N.T.I.S.!'
* "We interrupt Pregnant Baby with breaking news!"

* When Morty accuses Rick of being way more irresponsible than him, Rick's dismissal of love potions as being nothing more than roofies is so damn terrific: "All I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty. You're the one who wanted to me... wanted me to... buckle down and make you up a... roofie juice serum so you could roofie that poor girl at your school. I mean, w-w-w-w-w-a-are you kidding me, Morty? You're gonna try to take the high road on this one? Y-y-you're a little creep, Morty. Y-y-you're-you're just a little creepy creep person."

* And now, some pre-makeout banter that would never be uttered on Doctor Who: "I wish that shotgun was my penis.""If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.""I don't get it, and I don't need to."

"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Archer, "House Call"

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Archer's wondering how to get Christina Hendricks to co-star with Pam in this tit bondage porno.
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

When FX's Archer was a spy comedy, it got lots of comedic mileage out of placing its immature and dickish characters in foreign locations--globetrotting is a requirement for a spy show, even ones like The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and Alias that didn't have the budget or the balls to leave Hollywood and stuck to faking foreign locations on a backlot--but sometimes, an Archer episode would confine itself to just one location, and the results were even more hysterical. I'm thinking the dinner party in "Lo Scandalo" or ISIS headquarters in last season's "Legs."

This week's "House Call"--which sees Archer and his cohorts attempting to handle an unexpected visit from the show's new recurring antagonist, Agent Holly (Gary Cole), while dealing with the hot mess that is Pam--confines itself to one location as well: Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene's family's estate. When Archer's in swinging-door farce mode, the dialogue becomes even more rapid-fire than it already is, and "House Call" is full of many quotable bits during its rapid-fire exchanges. The episode also proves how much of a great creative decision Archer's recent transformation into "Archer Vice" has been. In "House Call," we see how Archer and Lana's career change from spies to drug dealers adds both comedic and dramatic tension to the kind of storyline a lot of sitcoms tend to whiff at when it's thrown at them and that Archer hopefully won't whiff at--the pregnancy storyline--and we also see how the presence of cocaine has given a new sense of purpose to several of the other characters, particularly Pam and Cyril.

Pam's gotten addicted to munching on cocaine cakes she's been making out of the new cartel's stash, and while she's lost some weight from the coke, it intensifies her She-Hulkish side and turns her into, as an impressed and mildly aroused Cheryl puts it, "Queen Kong." I liked Pam's brief phase as an ISIS agent in the field, but I think I like her "Queen Kong" phase even more, as long as it results in sight gags like my favorite one in "House Call," in which a tranq dart meant for the rampaging Pam lands in Malory's neck and an apparently immune Malory continues drinking her cocktail. Cyril, who finds his high not in eating blow or snorting it but in trotting out legalese, morphs from dorky accountant to dorky yet somehow badass attorney. Hearing Chris Parnell go toe-to-toe over legal procedure with the guy who used to voice Harvey Birdman made this former Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law viewer's day.

An episode of the old FX show Nip/Tuck introduced viewers to men who have a fetish for pregnant ladies, and Archer gets a similar introduction here to "preggo porn" in "House Call." Archer's reaction to preggo porn is the same one I had when I first caught that Nip/Tuck preggo fetish episode: "Oh, goddammit! That can't be a thing!" Hopefully, the sight of Archer faltering over its transformation into "Archer Vice"like Weeds did when it escaped from Agrestic won't become a thing either, as long as we wind up with solidly funny episodes like "House Call."

Memorable quotes:
* "I just don't want her to escape. You know how strong she is. Might as well be green and half-deaf."

Egg facial porn
* Cyril: "He can't come inside without a warrant... Well, unless you invite him in." Archer: "He's not a vampire, idiot. Plus it's daytime."

* Woodhouse: "I invited him in." Malory: "Woodhouse!" Holly: "And once you do that, you know, we are in. Not unlike vampires." Archer to Cyril: "See?"

* "How do you not know the different kinds of porn?""Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing and a sock!"

* Archer to Lana, right after overhearing Holly shouting, "I'm a federal agent, and I'm coming! By God, I am coming!": "Are we not saying 'phrasing' anymore?"

* "What's this door made out of, mithril?"

"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Samurai Flamenco, "The Meaning of Justice"

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Interesting how they shot this from the point of view of some poor dude's testicles.
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

I almost named Bob's Burgers this week's best first-run animated show. Its first new episode after the Fox "Animation Domination" lineup's pre-emption by baseball coverage featured both a funny vocal guest shot by Will Forte as a skirt-chasing pilot with an eye on Linda (in this Bob's Burgers guest shot and 2010's MacGruber, Forte has been giving Will Ferrell a run for his money as the funniest at male crying scenes) and a couple of those great rapid-fire exchanges that Bob's Burgers excels at on the regular: the camera ping-pongs back and forth between the absurd things the three Belcher siblings say and the reactions of either a quietly frustrated Bob or some other adult. But the Belchers were outshined this week by Samurai Flamenco, which has been killing it in the last couple of weeks and does so again, with an episode that dials down the comedy a bit when Hazama, who's becoming disenchanted with both his forced partnership with Flamenco Girl and a surprisingly dull acting job on the set of a superhero show he likes, receives in the mail an important 20th birthday present from his deceased grandfather.

The show needs to change up its alleyways. He keeps fighting thugs in the same fucking alleyway each week. This ain't Filmation, dawg! Step your alleyway game up!
The present contains a new helmet with horns--a slight upgrade from the chintzy bike helmet Hazama's been rocking--and a letter from Hazama's grandfather, whom we learn had raised Hazama after his parents' deaths. Hazama's grandfather came up with the concept for Samurai Flamenco ("Born from the strength of a samurai and the passion of flamenco") and inspired Hazama to become the real-life superhero he envisioned in detailed "Samurai Flamenco Project" notes he also left in the parcel.

"Samurai Flamenco is the manifestation of universal and absolute justice. When faced with danger, he will never give up. When the going gets tough, he will never run and hide," says Hazama's granddad in the letter. His encouraging words pull Hazama out of his funk and give him the courage to tell Mari, whose bossiness and extremist approach to busting criminals have made him less enthusiastic about crimefighting, that he wants out of the partnership.

The affecting sequence in which we hear the letter being read by the granddad's voice is a bit reminiscent of Bruce Wayne's flashback to watching the superhero show The Gray Ghost when his father was alive in Batman: The Animated Series' classic "Beware the Gray Ghost" episode. Hazama and his granddad bonded over the superhero genre in the same way that Bruce and Dr. Thomas Wayne bonded over the show that later gave Bruce a few ideas for his crimefighting persona. The black-and-white images of the granddad's vision of Samurai Flamenco are even drawn in the same smoky and noirish style that made the black-and-white footage of the Gray Ghost show stand out in the Batman episode. The letter sequence has an edge over the flashback to little Bruce: it never shows either Hazama's granddad or Hazama as a kid, and it's slightly more powerful that way.

The Graaaaaaay Ghost!
Hazama's reading of the letter is one of the most impressive sequences Samurai Flamenco has pulled off so far, not just because of its dramatic value, but also because of the skillful way it intercuts with Goto overcoming a similar existential crisis about his mundane duties when he types up a proposal to the Tokyo police department's newly formed Vigilante Counseling Unit about allying with Samurai Flamenco instead of treating him as an antagonist. Goto's superiors give the proposal their approval and reward Goto with a transfer to the new unit, which assigns him with tasks that make him feel more useful as a cop and are a step up from the petty complaints about injuries from falling ramen bowls that he dreaded responding to and were assigned to the uniformed officers strictly to create good PR for the department.

The new job also allows Goto to keep a better eye on both his friend and Flamenco Girl, whose adversaries have gotten nastier and more brutal, like the female stick-up artist who fakes being mugged by her two male accomplices in order to trap either of the Flamencos and snare a million-yen reward for unmasking either of them (actually, it's an extra mil for Flamenco Girl). The increasing brutality is starting to physically take its toll on Mari, who's forced to handle the streets on her own when Hazama becomes too busy to suit up due to the hectic shooting schedule of his TV show guest shot.

The most shocking part of this scene: she still has an answering machine.

Moe is into Mari, but Mari is into Goto, who's into Ronaiah Tuiasosopo.

Mari's excuse for this bruise at a press conference should be 'The paparazzi made me fall down the stairs.'
Without Hazama by her side, Mari is forced to also spend less time on composing songs for her band Mineral Miracle Muse, which worries both Mizuki, the Mineral Miracle Muse frontwoman, and Moe, the shy bandmate who's nursing a crush on Mari ("That kiss was longer than usual," noted Moe right after an overjoyed-from-crimefighting Mari planted a kiss on her last week). But after the letter restores Hazama's faith in his own cause, he surprises Mari by arriving just in time to help her triumph over the scummy trio of reward-seekers when she encounters them again and they bring with them extra henchmen, and for the first--and what ends up being last--time in their partnership, Samurai Flamenco and Flamenco Girl really gel into a formidable fighting force. What isn't as clear is the fate of Hazama's acting job, which isn't as fun or exciting as he thought it would be (the veteran TV director's lack of enthusiasm for the superhero material especially bums out Hazama, who's been fanboying big-time about the superhero shows he's directed). Did Hazama walk out on the role to help Mari (Sumi, who got him the bit part and hates playing babysitter to her inept client, is sure to be thrilled if he did indeed quit)? "The Meaning of Justice" glosses over that superhero show subplot too quickly.

When Samurai Flamenco tells Flamenco Girl he wants to be solo again, she neither reacts psychotically nor exposes his identity like she originally threatened to do (although I have a feeling that she's going to threaten to spill it again at a later point in the series). Mari admits that they might grow to become enemies if they continue working together ("It sucks that I'm losing a slave," she says), so she agrees to let him go and as we see in the show's most enjoyable post-credits tag so far, she forms with Moe and a reluctant (and amusingly clumsy) Mizuki a new trio of crimefighting magical girls called the Flamenco Girls. So that now makes it four wanna-be superheroes Goto has to keep an eye on, with one of them--Mari, not Hazama, whom a certain sector of the show's female fans would rather see snuggling with Goto--nursing a nasty crush on the uniformed cop.

It's a dope outfit, but it's not really flamenco-y. Like where's the rose between the teeth or the fan that flamenco dancers always wave?
This show just keeps getting better, doesn't it? And could the new helmet be the first of many costume upgrades that will lead to the snazzy armored suit Hazama wears in his dream during the show's opening credits?

Stray observations:
* Speaking of the new headgear, in the post-credits tag, there's a helmet blooper. During the first sighting of the Flamenco Girls, Hazama's wearing the old bike helmet again instead of the birthday gift from his grandfather.

It's Sailor Moon meets Dancing with the Stars, but without the shitty dancing.

Thousands of Japanese skater nutshot videos take place on this stairway.
* I love how drab the surroundings are when the Flamenco Girls make their splashy debut.

* Kaname's inability to keep his promises to help out Hazama when he patrols the streets is becoming a great running gag, as is his self-absorbedness (like when he didn't seem to be able to remember Hazama's name last week or when he's too wrapped up in watching episodes of his own show on TV to pay attention to Hazama). This week, "a film festival in France" is Kaname's excuse for skipping out on Hazama.

* Goateed news site editor Akira Konno (Satoshi Mikami) tries and fails once again to score a date with Sumi, who continues to deny Akira's insinuations that Samurai Flamenco is Hazama. Somebody on an anime blog said that they couldn't buy Sumi's unwillingness to cash in on Hazama's fame and hype him up as the world's first fashion model/superhero celebrity. I have a feeling that Sumi does know that he's Hazama and doesn't want it to be true because of the PR headaches she'd have to deal with if his crimefighting identity were revealed to the world. Hazama's immaturity is enough of a hassle for her.

* Unless I'm mistaken, there's one more regular character from the opening credits who has yet to appear on the show: Jun Harazuka (Toru Okawa), who, according to the manglobe animation studio's press notes, is "an older man who works in the development department of Monsters Stationary [sic]." Could he be an old friend of Hazama's grandfather's who ends up helping upgrade the Samurai Flamenco suit? We still don't know what the granddad's job was. Judging from the stacks of blueprints in the parcel, I'm going with "stationery artist."

* We still haven't seen Goto's girlfriend, who's becoming increasingly testy in her texts to Goto. Maybe she's actually Jun, who's catfishing Goto for some reason.

* Somebody was temp-tracking Samurai Flamenco with both the '70s Gatchaman theme and the Pink Panther theme big-time this week.



* The Brass Rangers, the brass band-themed superheroes from the show Hazama has a bit part in, and their Wolverine-clawed nemesis Chalkboard Screechy Screech are an amusing pack of fake superhero genre characters, even though the Brass Rangers' poses bring back horrible memories of the 1978 movie version of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Finally, a team of superheroes that band geeks everywhere can cream their marching band pants about.

'This one time at band camp, we watched a bunch of musicians dress up as Power Rangers for no reason.

Chalkboard Screechy Screech was what a young Calvin Broadus was originally going to call himself before he went with Snoop Doggy Dogg.

"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Space Dandy, "The War of the Undies and Vests, Baby"

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This scene is actually from Point Break: The Special Edition, which features new closing footage of Bodhi inside the mothership that picked him up right after he disappeared into the big wave.
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

The premiere of the slapstick anime show Space Dandy generated a considerable amount of buzz at the start of the new year. Space Dandy follows the interstellar adventures of Dandy (Junichi Suwabe), a pompadoured free spirit and captain of the spaceship Aloha Oe who makes a living out of tracking down new alien species and registering them at the Alien Registration Center--which, on the spectrum of outer-space heroics, is equivalent to stripping copper wire and selling it. It's animation director Shinichiro Watanabe's first sci-fi show since Cowboy Bebop, a beloved classic both in and outside Japan, and the new show involves creative talent from both that landmark 1998 work and the beautifully animatedCowboy Bebop: The Movie. Adding to Space Dandy's buzz is the fact that it's actually airing first on Adult Swim in America, as part of Adult Swim's Toonami block, before it airs the following day in Japan. Even the New York Times, which rarely does pieces on anime, devoted a few paragraphs to the Space Dandy premiere, "Live with the Flow, Baby" (the Gray Lady reviewer gave the episode, the only one scripted by Watanabe so far, a mixed review and disliked the amount of lady flesh on display at the Hooters-inspired Boobies, Dandy's favorite "breastaurant").

Now that the hype has died down a bit, how does Space Dandy hold up so far as a Watanabe show? Unsurprisingly, Space Dandy is another visual knockout like Bebop, Watanabe's Bebop follow-up Samurai Champloo and Watanabe's last show, the coming-of-age '60s period piece Kids on the Slope. While Spike Spiegel, Jet Black and Faye Valentine never encountered alien life during their travels on the Bebop (other than one notable exception in the Alien parody "Toys in the Attic"), aliens are everywhere in Space Dandy's much less grounded and much more fanciful sci-fi universe. Perhaps to avoid the sameness in alien character design that made viewers of the '90s Star Trek spinoffs think, "Wow, is everyone who's neither human nor Vulcan born with an Ore-Ida Golden Crinkle fry on their face?," Watanabe has assigned a different creature designer to work on each new alien world that's depicted on the show. You want to hang around forever in this inventively realized and sumptuous-looking universe that's been crafted by the animators at BONES Inc. (the same studio that collaborated with Bebop's Sunrise studio on the Bebop feature film), even though that means putting up with Space Dandy's pompadoured anti-hero, who looks a little too much like Jeffrey Wells, so he has a face that's as punchable as that of either Shia LaBeouf, Ted Cruz or the How I Met Your Mother head writers.

Dandy uses the same douchey barber that the Real Ghostbusters go to.
Writing-wise, Space Dandy, which is Watanabe's first largely comedic show, has had a rough start. For a couple of episodes, it looked like Watanabe and his crew were being afflicted with the same ailment that hobbled Steven Spielberg when he made 1941: they're better at creating action or drama with comedic elements than creating an out-and-out comedy. It wasn't until Space Dandy's fourth episode, "Sometimes You Can't Live with Dying, Baby" (which was scripted by Kimiko Ueno), when the humor started to really click and Space Dandy proved it's got more to offer comedically than just Benny Hill-style horny slapstick. It also made better use of the rather forgettable and nondescript villains from the Gogol Empire, represented by the powdered-wig-wearing Dr. Gel (Unsho Ishizuka) and his skull-faced superior Admiral Perry (a reference to Commodore Perry?), whom the continually oblivious Dandy doesn't know are targeting him and his ship for reasons that have yet to be explained.

Zombie genre parodies may be as tired as Her parody videos, but "Sometimes You Can't Live with Dying, Baby" brought a clever spin to zombie comedy, first by killing off Dandy, his robot pal QT (Uki Satake) and their catlike Betelgeusian sidekick Meow (Hiroyuki Yoshino) in the first act--as part of Space Dandy's disregard for continuity, it's the third episode that's ended with either one or all of the three principal characters dead--and then by transforming in the brilliant second act into a bizarre mockumentary about the newly undead Aloha Oe crew's adjustment to zombie life while the zombie epidemic Dandy and QT failed to stop spreads to the rest of the universe. Zombie life turns out to be not all that different from the mundane lives Dandy, QT and Meow led before they were turned. My favorite gag in "SYCLWDB" is the revelation that zombie groans and expressions aren't meaningless. "At first glance, it may seem like zombies just groan, but it has been discovered that zombies actually communicate with their own language," says the show's regular narrator. "Their senior zombie said, 'It's not that bad being a zombie. First of all, you don't have to spend much on food... While it may not be true for all zombies, I eat yogurt every day, and it makes me feel healthier.'"

The equally good episode that followed the zombie story, "A Merry Companion Is a Wagon in Space, Baby," was a complete departure from the Dawn of the Dead-inspired black comedy of "SYCLWDB." It centered on Dandy's reluctant friendship with Adelie, a lonely orphan girl who hates adults like Dandy and possesses unusual mind-swapping powers, and it brought some heart to Space Dandy without unconvincingly changing Dandy's jerky, self-centered and misogynist self (the show has started mocking his misogyny like what Johnny Bravo used to do with its title character, instead of further glorifying Dandy's frequent objectification of women, which was the Gray Lady's biggest beef with "Live with the Flow, Baby"). This week's Space Dandy episode, "The War of the Undies and Vests, Baby," in which Dandy gets teased by his friends for being a poser--he's brought along surfboards with him but has never used them because he's waiting to trot them out for some "out-of-this-world big wave"--while they stumble into a senseless, 10,000-year-old space war, lacks the cleverness of the zombie episode and the energy of the road-movie-ish orphan episode. But in a week when almost all the animated shows are in reruns due to the Winter Olympics, "The War of the Undies and Vests, Baby" is the only entertaining game in town, baby.

With its genre shifts from creature feature to road movie and now to anti-war satire in "The War of the Undies and Vests, Baby" (story by Michio Mihara; teleplay by Dai Sato), Space Dandy is essentially an anthology show, with Dandy, QT, Meow and the Aloha Oe as the only constant. Like last week, the trio's search for unregistered aliens to make some quick cash is disrupted by having to be separated from their ship, which, this time, has been damaged by warfare raging above the last remaining moon of Eden, a desolate planet torn apart by the 10,000-year conflict. Only two survivors of the war remain: an old alien soldier who favors undies over vests and his enemy from the side that prefers vests, who have both been fighting since birth over which garment is better. Dandy, QT and Meow attempt to broker a peace treaty between the Undie and the Vestian partly because it's a stupid conflict that needs to end ("If the war were over, you could do all sorts of fun things... You can go to the restaurant Boobies," says Meow to the Vestian), but in keeping with their previous jerky behavior and their desperation for cash, they're brokering the treaty mainly because uniting these aliens would be their ticket to getting them registered.

Stones is the way of the walk
Star Trek has done this kind of war allegory dozens of times before, with results that have varied from gripping ("Balance of Terror,"DS9's "Duet") to unintentionally silly ("Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"). Fortunately, "The War of the Undies and Vests, Baby" opts to be intentionally silly. I just wish it were as genuinely funny as "SYCLWDB" or as interesting as "A Merry Companion." While I like how the soldiers' simple-mindedness is conveyed by having their dialogue written in broken English for the subtitled version of the show, I find it difficult to be as invested in this one-note pair of warriors as I was in the character of Adelie during "A Merry Companion."

What actually makes "The War of the Undies and Vests, Baby" worthwhile are, once again, the epic visuals, particularly during the episode's last two minutes, my favorite bit of animation on the show so far. The Undie and the Vestian, two old dogs who are unwilling to learn new tricks like compromise and peace, wind up accidentally killing themselves at their badly botched peace conference and have rigged the moon to explode. Dandy and Meow's only way of escaping the destruction is one of the surfboards that Dandy was being needled about earlier, which QT jettisons from the Aloha Oe to help them return to the ship. The force of the moon explosion results in the out-of-this-world big wave Dandy's been waiting for, and the ensuing space debris-surfing sequence is spectacularly animated by BONES and accompanied by a Japanese disco ballad about "walking towards the future in search of the selves we'll become." In those two dazzling and dialogue-less minutes, the conclusion does a better job of conveying the episode's message of "Don't waste your life" than any of the prior scenes with the Undie and the Vestian.

They're dancing on a tightrope, which sounds like the title of a Huey Lewis and the News song. Or is it Lionel Richie?
The disco music on the show, which defines Space Dandy like how jazz defined both Bebop and Kids on the Slope and instrumental hip-hop defined Samurai Champloo, is why I prefer watching the subtitled version of Space Dandy that's on FUNimation and Hulu instead of Toonami's dubbed version. The FUNimation-produced dub omits both Yasuyuki Okamura's Gloria Gaynor-inspired opening title theme, "Viva Namida" ("Viva Teardrops"), and Etsuko Yakushimaru's even more charming end title theme, "Welcome to the X Dimension." The theme tunes are replaced by forgettable lite-funk instrumentals (Toonami viewers are also deprived of the awesome visuals that the animators created to accompany "Viva Namida" and "Welcome to the X Dimension"). But don't count out the Space Dandy dub. It's better-voiced than most dubs, and my favorite touch in the English version is the Auto-Tuning of cast member Alison Viktorin's voice as the bumbling, technologically outdated QT. Like Hov said about the scourge of Auto-Tune four years ago, good riddance to Auto-Tune, but it works wonderfully here for such a technologically outdated robot character.



Whether subbed or dubbed, Space Dandy has started to live up to its hype in the last three weeks. Space Dandy began as a bit of a disappointment because its first few episodes were more juvenile than Watanabe's previous works, but ever since the zombie episode and the orphan episode, the material has started exhibiting the same kind of range that distinguished Bebop but without becoming a retread of Bebop. What remains to be seen is whether the rest of the series can--to borrow Dandy's own words--go with the flow of those two standout episodes and lead to Space Dandy emerging as another Watanabe classic.

"Tipi Ti on My Cappi Town" will never be added to "Whitest Block Ever" rotation on AFOS, but I sure wish it could be

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Knuckle Beach is such a rough neighborhood that the school kids there learn proper grammar by watching a DVD of Pootie Tang.
Pootie Tang, a Chris Rock Show spinoff movie featuring Lance Crouther's mostly unintelligible character from the late '90s HBO show, first played to empty theaters and negative reviews in 2001, but it turned out to be a lot funnier than expected and it gets referenced by rappers on the regular (Kanye West quoted Pootie during The College Dropout). Back in February, Prince Paul, the legendary producer of so many hip-hop albums I like, including De La Soul Is Dead and A Prince Among Thieves, posted on his SoundCloud an original song from Pootie TangI had no idea he produced, the "Tipi Ti on My Cappi Town" duet between Pootie and Missy Elliott.

At least once every month, I try to update an AFOS playlist like "The Whitest Block Ever" with new tracks, and I wish I could add "Tipi Ti on My Cappi Town" to "The Whitest Block Ever." But no physical copies of "Tipi Ti on My Cappi Town" exist (outside of I assume Prince Paul's studio). It's not even included on the out-of-print Pootie Tang soundtrack from Hollywood Records. Pootie Tang was written and directed by--and this still surprises people who aren't comedy nerds--Louis C.K., who wrote for The Chris Rock Show. The star/writer/showrunner/director/caterer of FX's Louie doesn't think much of Pootie Tang's final cut because Paramount wrested the movie away from him during post-production (and you can tell which parts of the movie were meddled with by the studio), but it's still a funny flick, thanks to moments like Prince Paul's dead-on parody of the slow jam genre.



"The Whitest Block Ever," a block of original themes or score cues from films written or directed by filmmakers of color, airs every weekday at 10am-noon on AFOS. Here's a sampler of "The Whitest Block Ever."



The opening number of Bye Bye Birdie was Spike Lee's inspiration for this. Gonna go cobble together that wacky mash-up of Rosie Perez shadow-boxing to Ann-Margret singing 'Bye Bye Birdie' in 10, 9, 8...

"The Whitest Block Ever" sampler tracklist
OPENING TITLES
1. Public Enemy, "Fight the Power" (from Do the Right Thing)
2. The Roots featuring Jaguar, "What You Want" (from The Best Man)
3. Eric B. & Rakim, "Juice (Know the Ledge)" (from Juice)
4. Adrian Younge featuring LaVan Davis, "Black Dynamite Theme"
5. Curtis Mayfield, "Freddie's Dead (instrumental version)" (from Superfly)
6. 2 Chainz and Wiz Khalifa, "We Own It (Fast & Furious)" (from Furious 6)
Car Wash
(Photo source: Rated X - Blaxploitation & Black Cinema)
7. Stanley Clarke, "Passenger 57 Main Title"
8. Robert Rodriguez's Chingon featuring Tito & Tarantula, "Machete Theme"
9. The Gap Band, "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"
10. The Staple Singers, "Let's Do It Again"
11. Mychael Danna, "Baraat" (from Monsoon Wedding)
12. Mychael Danna featuring Bombay Jayashri, "Pi's Lullaby" (from Life of Pi)
ACT 1
13. Brian Tyler, "Ready or Not" (from Finishing the Game)
14. E.U., "Da Butt" (from School Daze)
15. Curtis Mayfield, "Give Me Your Love (Love Song)" (from Superfly)
16. Rose Royce, "I Wanna Get Next to You" (from Car Wash)
17. Adrian Younge featuring Dionne Gipson, "Shine" (from Black Dynamite)
ACT 2
18. Guy, "New Jack City"
19. Brian Tyler, "Fists of Führer" (from Finishing the Game)
Better Luck Tomorrow (Photo source: RECO CHARGES)
20. Semiautomatic, "Eat with Your Eyes" (from Better Luck Tomorrow)
21. George Shaw, "Date Chase" (from Agents of Secret Stuff)
22. Mychael Danna, "Set Your House in Order" (from Life of Pi)
23. Branford Marsalis Quartet, "Mo' Better Blues"
ACT 3
24. Ramin Djawadi, "Canceling the Apocalypse" (from Pacific Rim)
25. Bill Lee, "Wake Up Finale" (from Do the Right Thing)
26. Bill Lee, "Malcolm and Martin" (from Do the Right Thing)
END TITLES
27. Sukhwinder Singh, "Aaj Mera Jee Kardaa (Today my heart desires)" (from Monsoon Wedding)
28. Mader, "Rhumba (End Credits)" (from The Wedding Banquet)
29. Curtis Mayfield, "Superfly"
30. Blake Perlman featuring RZA, "Drift" (from Pacific Rim)
31. The Crooklyn Dodgers featuring Special Ed, Buckshot and Masta Ace, "Crooklyn"

What ever happened to Babyface?: These are among the tracks I've added to AFOS rotation this month

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I'll never forget the time my white English teacher awkwardly referenced Toni Braxton's 'Breathe Again,' which dominated radio at the time, while he explained the romantic relationship in the novel we were assigned to read. Well, good thing it was that and not LL's 'Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag.'
Babyface featuring Toni Braxton, "Give U My Heart (Upscale R&B Remix)," and Toni Braxton, "Love Shoulda Brought You Home"(both from Boomerang; now playing during "The Whitest Block Ever")

Love, Marriage & Divorce, the new album "starring" Toni Braxton and Babyface, is the first time I've paid attention to new music by either one of them in like 13 years (when Babyface tried to update his sound and recruited the Neptunes to produce "There She Goes," to be exact). The project--a collection of tunes about rocky relationships (where the fighting often leads to sex), infidelity, divorce and post-divorce reconciliation that stem from Braxton and Babyface's experiences with divorce--plays to each of their strengths as artists: Braxton's terrific contralto, especially when she sings a blistering kiss-off to an ex like Love, Marriage & Divorce's "I Wish," and Babyface's skills as a craftsman of New Jack-era, pre-Jodeci/R. Kelly R&B of the baby-making kind.

There's a scene early in Boomerang where a heavy-handed--and enthusiastic, of course, because he's played by Geoffrey "No Caffeine: Never Had It, Never Will" Holder--TV ad director presents Eddie Murphy's skirt-chasing ad exec Marcus Graham with a rough cut of a hilariously unsubtle lipstick ad, which is full of shots of supermodels wagging their tongues between pairs of cherries and sucking on bananas. Marcus' response to the footage is "I like the orange, and I like the ice cream. You gotta get rid of the cherries and lose the banana... That's a little too overt, you know? We should go a little more subtle... At least there wasn't no sausages in this one." His preference for classing things up also best sums up why most of Babyface's hits still hold up today and you can sing along to them without snickering, while the much lewder slow jams that followed Babyface's string of hits--like, for example, Silk's "Freak Me"--come off as unintentionally funny when you re-encounter them these days, mostly because their lyrics have been parodied so often by the likes of Murphy's Boomerang co-star Chris Rock ("Suck Your Big Toe"), Dave Chappelle ("Piss on You") and The Lonely Island ("Dick in a Box").

It's nice to hear Braxton and Babyface singing together again because I remember very well when I first heard them together: the duet "Give U My Heart," which Babyface produced for the Boomerang soundtrack. That album, which represented the best in mainstream R&B at the time, dominated the R&B airwaves in 1992 (you couldn't hide from the mammoth radio hit that was Boyz II Men's "End of the Road," which is the very last song featured in the film's end credits). "Give U My Heart," a New Jack tune that still holds up today, made me think, "Who's this chick with the smoky voice? She's like a younger Anita Baker. I'd like to hear more from her." And five months later, we did get to hear more from her when the Boomerang soundtrack hit us with the single "Love Shoulda Brought You Home," which, in fact, was written for Baker, but she declined to record it because she was pregnant at the time, so she suggested to Babyface and L.A. Reid that they give the song to the girl who sang its demo version: Braxton.





The release of Love, Marriage & Divorce isn't just why "Love Shoulda Brought You Home," which Angela (Halle Berry) quotes from when she breaks up with Marcus in Boomerang, and the film version of "Give U My Heart," known as the "Upscale R&B Remix," have been added to "Whitest Block Ever" rotation. It's Black History Month, and I think Boomerang is just as important and vital a film for directors and moviegoers of color as, say, the box office hit Lee Daniels' The Butler and 12 Years a Slave. In 1992, there wasn't a film like director Reginald Hudlin's Boomerang. "Part of the appeal of Boomerang for the Hudlins was that the film's subject matter--a brazen look at the battle of the sexes--had never been explored in a black film with multimillion-dollar production values," said the Philadelphia Inquirer in its 1992 profile of Hudlin and his producer brother Warrington Hudlin, who were fresh off the success of House Party.

The Hudlins' 1992 hit paved the way for the current hot streak of black, or as USA Today likes to say, "race-themed," rom-coms: Think Like a Man (soon to be followed this summer by Think Like a Man Too), The Best Man Holiday and Kevin Hart's About Last Night. That's why Boomerang, which I just saw for the very first time, is worth another look. It's also a damn good comedy (peep its ensemble cast--there are so many funny performances throughout Boomerang) and one of Murphy's best, even though, like Odie Henderson says in his post about the film, it sort of falls apart at the end. (That's due to the Hudlins rewriting the film at the last minute so that Marcus wins back Angela instead of winding up without either Angela or Jacqueline, the marketing department boss--and freak in the bed--played by Robin Givens. It was supposed to originally end with that shot of the Empire State Building lighting up behind Murphy, his future Life co-star Martin Lawrence and David Alan Grier hugging each other--again, that cast!--on the rooftop.)

Eddie Murphy's love of Star Trek is one of several reasons why we still dig Murphy despite stupid shit like his non-comedic soul albums and Pluto Nash.
(Photo source: Brian Orndorf)
Comedy movies like Boomerang get slept on simply because they're comedies, and we know how well the Oscar crowd treats comedy movies. The Butler and 12 Years a Slave garner lots of accolades (particularly for dramatizing tumultuous moments of African American history not from a white audience surrogate's point of view or the oppressor's point of view but from a black point of view) but are dismissed by some black moviegoers for being "misery porn." Armond White is a crazy old troll who hasn't written anything coherent or worth taking seriously in 13 years (the last White article I remember enjoying reading was his angry takedown of SNL's first post-9/11 episode because all the cops, firefighters and city workers Lorne Michaels brought out on-stage for Paul Simon's opening musical number were middle-aged white men), and White's heckling of 12 Years a Slave director Steve McQueen at the New York Film Critics Circle awards dinner was just plain rude and stupid, but I understand where he's coming from when he disses 12 Years a Slave for being "torture porn."

There's an interesting Tumblr exchange about this very subject between David Brothers from Image Comics, who's similarly said that he's had it up to here with misery porn, and another African American comics blogger, cartoonist Darryl Ayo. "I do feel like the [black-driven movies] that come across my desk tend to be what you describe--something about how much it sucks or sucked to be black, instead of just movies about people," wrote Brothers to Ayo. "The Butler, the Help, 12 Years a Slave, Django Unchained, Precious, The Blind Side, all these movies traffick [sic] in black misery. I feel like Hollywood's black people, outside of what feels like exceptions, have just a couple ideas as to what black folks are all about, and keep going to the misery well because it has a built-in triumphant narrative if you look at it right... I'm over feeling sad about being black."

On the next Head of the Class, Darlene goes out with Eddie Murphy and gets her finger stuck in the zipper of his leather jumpsuit!
Boomerang--which I watched on Netflix Instant because I was in the mood for a film with black stars that was neither somber Oscar bait nor a corny Tyler Perry film--may be a throwback to His Girl Friday, one of Hudlin's favorite movies and an influence on the Murphy film, or any one of those '50s and '60s ad exec rom-coms with Rock Hudson or Tony Randall, but one thing that keeps Boomerang remaining vital all these years is the humor based in political consciousness that Hudlin said he and his brother wanted to inject into House Party and Boomerang in that Philly Inquirer piece. Several of my favorite scenes in House Party involve awkward interactions between black folks and white authority figures, from the school principal who thinks the head bully called Kid's dead mom a garden tool to the inept cops who toss the not-exactly-thuggish Kid in jail and get their comeuppance at the end.

The Hudlins did the same thing in Boomerang, throwing in a little scene where Marcus and his friends, despite their Manhattan ad agency cachet, are racially profiled while browsing around a menswear store (Marcus' comedic handling of the racist clerk brings back a little bit of the fire Murphy brought to the scene that Roger Ebert memorably said was the moment that made Murphy a movie star, the 48 Hrs. redneck bar scene), as well as another bit where Berry says good night to Grier in fake Korean and jokes that it means "I'm sorry I shot you, but I thought you were robbing my store." It's the Hudlins' way of saying, "Sure, this is the same opulent and insular ad agency world from those Rock Hudson and Tony Randall rom-coms, but because our characters are black, these things that are unfortunately everyday to us--like racial profiling--are as much a part of this world as the tuxes, gowns and lavish product premiere parties." And in House Party and Boomerang, the Hudlins preferred to ridicule the racist assholes who keep these problems alive instead of building Oscar-bait dramas around these problems or speechifying about them, an approach I'd like to see more often from filmmakers of color. It's laughing to keep from crying (hey, that's the title of a Tyler Perry play).



Another thing that's made Boomerang age well is the ensemble, and unlike some other Murphy films in that pre-family-movie period of his career (particularly 1994's Beverly Hills Cop III, where, according to Bronson Pinchot, Murphy was so disengaged with the lame material that John Landis told him, "Just rest, Eddie, and I'll do the scene with Bronson," and he shot Pinchot's scenes with Murphy without Murphy), you can tell Murphy enjoyed being there because of the cast he was surrounded with. During one of the business meeting scenes, he looks like he's about to break character and corpse when the ponytail on Grace Jones' hat hits him in the face, and he looks like he's about to do the same thing too when John Witherspoon explains why "you got to coordinate" in a quotable scene Ludacris once referenced. In a later scene where Angela tries to cheer up a depressed Marcus by bringing him along to a kids' art class she teaches, the interplay between Murphy and the kids appears to be ad-libbed, and his amusement over interacting with those child actors brings to mind how much fun he clearly had watching Pinchot hilariously ad-lib in the first Beverly Hills Cop.





Everyone in that Boomerang cast gets a chance to shine, even bit players like the actor who plays the butler for Eartha Kitt's Lady Eloise character, plus there are three cast members who appeared in Bond movies (Holder was in Live and Let Die, Jones showed up in A View to a Kill and Berry later starred in Die Another Day) and the two black Catwomen (Kitt and Berry). Berry would have been an okay Catwoman had the idiots behind Berry's Catwoman fiasco adapted Ed Brubaker's Catwoman comics instead of inserting all that Patience Phillips/Egyptian superpowers shit. On the other hand, her romantic rival Givens would have been a great Catwoman. Peep how Givens dominates her sex scenes with Murphy. It's very Selina Kyle.

That willingness to take a brief break from the heroism of Reggie Hammond and Axel Foley to play such an emasculated character (who, at one point in one of his sex scenes with Givens, starts sucking his thumb) and win back women who hated the misogyny of Raw and wanted more of Murphy's Coming to America rom-com side--plus hitching his wagons to Black New Wave filmmakers--were good career moves for Murphy. Early '90s "Hammer Time in her shoe" line aside, Boomerang stands the test of time, thanks to the Hudlins, the cast they assembled ("I remember talking to one of the producers at the time and saying, 'Ten years from now, people won't believe we had all these people in the same cast,'" recalled Hudlin to Blackfilm) and a soundtrack that still slaps.

Marcus turns into putty and then turns into the kid from the 2005 movie Thumbsucker.
(Photo source: Big Media Vandalism)
Bear McCreary, "Theme from Black Sails" and "The Parson's Farewell"(both from Black Sails; now playing during "AFOS Prime" and "New Cue Revue")

I haven't checked out the new Starz pirate drama Black Sails yet, even though the Michael Bay-produced show is the latest project from co-creator Jonathan E. Steinberg, who was in charge of the first and best season of Human Target, a season so enjoyable it made me want to keep an eye on any subsequent post-Human Target shows from Steinberg. But I've listened to the Black Sails first-season score album from series composer Bear McCreary, who worked on Human Target with Steinberg.

Hey, it's Skip Showers Like a Pirate Day.
Once again, McCreary proves why he's one of the best composers working in TV, crafting sounds that perfectly match the tones of the shows he scores, whether it's a suitably restrained and gritty sound for the dark reimagining of Battlestar Galactica or a historically accurate sound for Black Sails that McCreary says has the feel of being "improvised by an exhausted crew aboard a ship navigating choppy waters." That improvised feel permeates "The Parson's Farewell," a lively, hard-rocking track based on a source tune from the show's seventh episode of the season.

For Black Sails, McCreary chose to frequently work with an instrument he's used before on Abed Nadir's favorite show outside of Inspector Spacetime, The Cape, and The Walking Dead: the hurdy gurdy, a string instrument with a droning sound that's played by turning a crank (it also doesn't stand up well to heat, which makes it difficult to keep around in L.A. weather). McCreary once said, "It sounds like an evil bagpipe," and during Black Sails' main title theme, the hurdy gurdy, along with the accordion and antique-sounding piano, helps set the sinister tone of the show's pirate world quite well.

Is she the Ros of the show or the Shae?
That final rattle of the hurdy gurdy at the end of the main title theme brings to mind the sustained violin chord that was such an unsettling and memorable part of Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard's Dark Knight score and was used by Zimmer to represent Heath Ledger's Joker. The agent of chaos would have fit right in with a crew of pirates because of his smeared war paint and homicidal ways, despite neither talking like a pirate nor worshiping money like one.



Jon Brion, "Hands & Feet"(from Punch-Drunk Love; now playing during "AFOS Prime" and "New Cue Revue")

At first it was difficult to find for "AFOS Prime" rotation an original score cue to remember the late Philip Seymour Hoffman by. Then I recalled that Punch-Drunk Love, my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie, features a standout atonal cue where the Los Angeles Orchestra drummers go to town on the percussion as Hoffman's Mattress Man character, forced to talk on the phone to Adam Sandler's irate Barry Egan, a victim of his sex hotline scam, amusingly tries to be the calm and cool one--and fails (between that exchange, the Magnolia scene where his caretaker character makes an impassioned call to Tom Cruise's character and the empathetic Almost Famous phone conversation with Patrick Fugit's character about being uncool, Hoffman owned phone scenes).

And J.J. Abrams saw this one day, stood up and said, 'When I switch to feature films, I will fill each and every one of them with lens flares!'
"Hands & Feet" is a perfect choice and not just because it represents the fruitful working relationship Hoffman had with Anderson. It also reminds me of how Hoffman always made the most of his screen time, whether it was minimal like in Punch-Drunk Love and Almost Famous or much more extensive like in State and Main, a rare film where Hoffman, who frequently played unsavory characters or villains on screen, got to play the romantic lead. I was looking forward to seeing Happyish, the Showtime original series that completed filming on only one episode and is in limbo now because of the heroin-related death of its star Hoffman.

"10 episodes a season of watching Hoffman play a hilariously bitter ad man with a boss half his age? I SO wanted to have that on my DVR,"tweetedHollywood Reporter TV reviewer Tim Goodman, one of the lucky ones who got to see footage of the Happyish pilot. I wouldn't be surprised if Hoffman murdered that ad man role in the pilot like he murdered his scenes in Punch-Drunk Love and so many other movies.


Ludwig Göransson, "End Titles"(from Fruitvale Station; now playing during "AFOS Prime,""The Whitest Block Ever" and "New Cue Revue")

Ludwig Göransson, who produces beats for rapper Childish Gambino (a.k.a. former Community star Donald Glover), also writes scores for New Girl and Community and is always game for whatever genre Community's parodying that week, whether it's spaghetti westerns, Ken Burns war documentaries or more recently, David Fincher movies. The Swedish-born composer was also game for the serious subject matter of the quietly powerful Fruitvale Station, up-and-coming director Ryan Coogler's fact-based drama starring future Fantastic Four reboot star Michael B. Jordan in a terrific performance as Oscar Grant, whose death from being shot in the back by Oakland transit police at a BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) train station on New Year's Day made international headlines in 2008 because the shooting was captured by phone cameras.

I'm not sure if that Apollo Creed prequel Michael B. Jordan was attached to last year is a good idea. Enough with the origin stories about this and that! Wait, what? Jordan's now attached to the Fantastic Four reboot? Sigh.
Fruitvale Station by Owen Freeman for the New Yorker (Photo source: Freeman)
The killing of 22-year-old Grant, who was unarmed and was trying to return home from a New Year's celebration, has been the subject of many tracks by rappers who speak out against police brutality and racialprofiling. For example, Blue Scholars' 2011 track "Oskar Barnack ∞ Oscar Grant" is a call-to-arms for regular citizens to use as their weapons their cameras, in order to further expose the wrongdoings of racist cops, just like the bystanders at the BART station did when Officer Johannes Mehserle shot Grant ("Shoot the cops/Shoot the cops/Shoot the cops/Take your cameras out your pocket, people").

But Fruitvale Station chooses not to dramatize the activism that's emerged in response to the killing of Grant or the part of the story that (white) Hollywood would have only been interested in building a film around, the trial of Mehserle, whom Coogler renamed in his film. Coogler's indie film focuses instead on Grant's final 24 hours, as a way to humanize a figure who's been known only for his martyrdom (or his criminal past, which Mehserle's defenders keep using to justify Mehserle's use of his gun, just like how George Zimmerman's defenders distort Trayvon Martin into being a thug who was asking for it), as well as a way to underscore the stupidity of racially profiling someone.

Okay, though I'm not sure if the next Fantastic Four movie will be better than the Jessica Alba version, Michael B. Jordan will definitely kill it as the Human Torch.
Göransson's score is as low-key as the film itself, and it brings out a contemplative side Göransson occasionally displays in non-comedic moments on New Girl and Community. Coogler wanted Göransson to make the score feel organic and be based on sounds from the environment surrounding Grant.

"It was an incredible creative slight [sic] of hand on his part, as the music would blend in with the environment, and subtly put the audience in Oscar's head," said Coogler in the soundtrack's press release, which mentions that Göransson sampled an actual sound recording of a BART train and reshaped the sample for dramatic effect in the cue during the sequence that recreates the shooting on the platform.

Oscar Grant memorial
In the film, Göransson's end title theme, now in rotation on "AFOS Prime," slowly pots up during archival footage of Grant's daughter Tatiana and Bay Area activists at a 2013 rally outside the Fruitvale station. The cue's chiming guitars are reminiscent of W.G. Snuffy Walden's Explosions in the Sky-inspired score music for Jordan's old show Friday Night Lights. Like much of the rest of Fruitvale Station, the theme both mourns for the deaths of people of color everywhere who were mistreated by the police or the criminal justice system and reflects on the good parts of the complicated lives these victims led.



Riz Ortolani, "Beat Fuga Shake"(from Tiffany Memorandum; now playing during "AFOS Prime" and "New Cue Revue")
Riz Ortolani, "I travestiti"(from Confessions of a Police Captain; now playing during "AFOS Prime" and "Beat Box")

Riz Ortolani, who died on January 23, was best known for composing "Ti guarderò nel cuore," the 1962 Mondo Cane theme that became the easy listening standard "More," and the Cannibal Holocaust score. But for those of us who want nothing to do with cannibals or holocausts, Ortolani's name was attached to countless enjoyable scores from Italian crime flicks I've never seen, like 1969's Perversion Story, the 1967 espionage flick Tiffany Memorandum and 1971's Franco Nero/Martin Balsam thriller Confessions of a Police Captain.

Nobody beats the Riz.
Riz Ortolani (1926-2014)
I first encountered Tiffany Memorandum's "Beat Fuga Shake" on the Beat at Cinecittà Volume 1 compilation and fell in love with its over-the-top horns and fast pace. You can easily picture Goldie Hawn (or Judy Carne or Teresa "Get Christie Love" Graves) in a bikini and body paint frugging--or doing whatever the hell they call those '60s Laugh-In dances--to "Beat Fuga Shake." Let's picture that now.

I have no idea what "I travestiti" was doing in a crime film that appears to be dead-serious in clips and trailers on YouTube--maybe it was a source cue at a nightclub or bar--but it's one of a few highlights of the Easy Tempo Vol. 1: A Cinematic Easy Listening Experiencecollection that are far from disposable and toothless Muzak and were made for the dance floor. In 1971 in Rome, that is. I don't know if you can dance to something like "I travestiti" nowadays without getting laughed at for looking like you're trying to get rid of a ferret that crawled into your shirt, but that Ortolani piece and many other Italian crime flick instrumentals are born to be sampled by beatmakers or needle-dropped in an action sequence on Archer.

'I was pooping in the shower when I heard you knocking. What do you want, dude?'
"Beat Fuga Shake" and "I travestiti" are two examples of a certain golden period in Italian film music that Ortolani (and other composers like Armando Trovajoli and the more famous Ennio Morricone) excelled at. The five Ortolani scores I just mentioned are only like two percent of a long and prolific musicography even I have yet to discover.



"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Space Dandy, "A Race in Space Is Dangerous, Baby"

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Fan service for the segment of the audience that's into pancake asses
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

There's an interesting theory I saw on a Space Dandy subreddit regarding the various deaths the three Aloha Oe crew members have experienced on the show. It's that we're actually not watching one reality where Dandy, QT and Meow die repeatedly like the Super Mario Bros. or if you never were a gamer, Lola in Run Lola Run.

We're actually watching many different parallel realities, so one week, we're visiting the reality where Meow got eaten by a giant tittie monster and a forgetful Dandy never went back to save him, and then next week, we're visiting the reality where the crew--and the show's narrator--turned into zombies. (The Japanese lyrics in the show's end title theme, "Welcome to the X Dimension," which are about physicist Hugh Everett's theory of parallel universes, could be a hint that this will be a plot point in future episodes. Perhaps the series finale will be about Dandy finally confronting Dr. Gel, the gorilla scientist who tries and fails to capture Dandy each week and whose existence the clueless Dandy is never aware of, and maybe like the Fringe series finale or the 13 Doctors banding together to protect Gallifrey from the Daleks in "The Day of the Doctor," Dandy somehow gets backup from his parallel counterparts--who were whisked away by some benevolent entity to join Dandy Prime before they die in their own universes--when the time comes to fight Dr. Gel.) This slapstick show doesn't really need an explanation for why the crew always resurfaces after dying the previous week, just like how it's never explained why MacGruber reappears 15 minutes later on SNL after dying in an explosion, but if you want to treat Space Dandy like it's serious sci-fi, it would be a terrific explanation.

Ben and Kate fans would refer to this as a 'guitar face.'
Why would you want to take Space Dandy so seriously anyway, especially when it concludes a story about an interplanetary Grand Prix with accidental anal sex between two cruiser ships, and the sex is apparently so good that the male racer at the receiving end has some sort of sparkly mental orgasm? That's exactly what happens at the end of "A Race in Space Is Dangerous, Baby," the latest round of Space Dandy weirdness. "A Race in Space," which was penned by Kimiko Ueno, the writer behind both the tittie monster episode and the zombie episode (still the show's funniest and best half-hour so far), takes a break from Dandy's usual schemes involving unregistered aliens and centers on the 82,342nd Magellanic Nebulae Grand Prix. Dandy enters the Grand Prix to beat a famous racing champion named Prince (Yuuki Kaji) because he's jealous of the attention Prince receives from Honey (Yurin), Dandy's favorite Boobies waitress, and the other Boobies employees.

Basically, "A Race in Space" is Redline on a TV budget. Though the visuals aren't as mind-blowing as Redline's, they're still remarkable and well-done for an animated TV show, especially when you compare them to something like the battles on Kill la Kill, which attempts to stage action on a similar scale each week, but with animation that's often as choppy as the animation on that wack early '90s MC Hammer cartoon that makes Clutch Cargo look like, well, Redline.

This spaceship was designed by Carrie from Sex and the City.
Every Space Dandy episode has been a triumph in character and ship design, and the standout design elements in "A Race in Space" are the cruiser that's shaped like a high heel and is piloted by the "comet-sent child" Crusher Girl (Akeno Watanabe) and the mechas piloted by Dandy and a pair of twin brother aliens with brains for heads. The Hawaii Yankee, Dandy's little cruiser that can transform into a Hawaiian shirt-wearing mecha, makes a return appearance in "A Race in Space" after serving as the action highlight of the tittie monster episode. The brief confrontation between the Hawaii Yankee and the twin racers' vintage-looking mechas proves once again that no one stages robot battles better than anime directors like So Toyama, the director of "A Race in Space," and Shinichiro Watanabe, the show's general director, do. Sit down, Michael Bay.

It's a very busy episode, with Dandy fighting off racers (and obstacles like gunfire from hostile alien bystanders) to reach the finish line and ignoring the nervous and skeptical QT's shotgun-seat advice by attempting all sorts of dangerous piloting tricks ("This is another secret attack, 'Moonsault Scrambled Life Intersection!'"), while Dr. Gel (Unshou Ishizuka) illegally enters the race and tries once again to capture Dandy, who, of course, pays no attention to the gorilla in the powdered wig and royal cape who's obsessed with capturing him. Dandy's attention is completely focused on besting Prince, who's the antithesis of Dandy: he's exceedingly polite while Dandy's rude (even to his own robot pal, whom he ejects from the Hawaii Yankee without his permission to lighten the cruiser's load towards the end of the race), and like another celebrity named Prince, he's effeminate while Dandy's aggressively macho.

The Shakespeare ruffle collar signifies that Squeak is a rat who prefers the finer things in life, like wine, the theater and murdering your boss' rival.
Dandy's rival even comes complete with his own robot pal and sneaky animal sidekick: the floating robot Z (Mamiko Noto), who snarks about QT's outdatedness and unlike the boyish-sounding QT, speaks in a grown woman's voice, and a rat named Squeak (Naoki Tatsuta). I wish "A Race in Space" gave QT and Meow more scenes with Z and Squeak because I like the one scene where they do interact, and of course, it's not a friendly exchange (Meow refers to rats as lame, and Squeak's response is "It's alien discrimination! Why don't you go and shove your face in some canned food, you retarded cat bastard?"). Squeak is also Prince's underhanded attorney, and as far as underhanded attorneys go, this surly-looking take on Mickey Mouse outdoes even Saul Goodman during his minimal amount of screen time in "A Race in Space." Saul would never get his hands dirty and crawl under an enemy's car to plant a bomb, which Squeak does to stop Dandy from winning the race.

Piloting ships may be the one thing Dandy's genuinely good at (outside of surfing or getting killed), but the animal sidekicks fuck up Dandy's chance to win the race. Dandy breaks cosmic velocity records to surge past Prince, but thanks to a combination of Squeak's bomb detonating, the unstable forms of fuel that a confused Meow crammed into Dandy's fuel tank (they include Japanese beer, a bento box and steamed dumplings) and a third factor, increased magnetic flux density, Dandy winds up going so fast that he collides into Prince's cruiser--sending Prince, who's suddenly developed romantic feelings for Dandy, into that aforementioned orgasm--and then disappears and misses the finish line. The hyperspeed propels Dandy and his cruiser 5.67 billion years into the future, where, in the show's most random and weird final scene so far, Dandy encounters a Buddha-like giant statue of himself. His accidental achievements in hyperspeed apparently made him a god.

Is that Jeffrey Wells? Your town sucks donkey balls if it worships the writing of Jeffrey Wells.
While I find "A Race in Space" to be more satisfying visually than comedically, what other animated show has ended a racing competition with gay sex between spaceships and 2001-style psychedelic surrealism? I can't name one. And if Reddit is right, and this universe where hyperspeed can be achieved with the help of fuel made from booze and dumplings is one of many parallel universes that Space Dandy is visiting, then we're in for a treat: the world's first alternate-universe-of-the-week show since Sliders. Mmm... sliders.

Stray observations/other memorable quotes:
* This is the first Space Dandy episode since the premiere to not conclude with the meaningless "To be continued" title card. This time, the title card actually says "The End."

* Crusher Girl's alien gibberish in the subtitles is actually English phrases spelled backwards, so "Trevrep gib uoy! Kcid nettor!" is "You big pervert! Rotten dick!"

* The racing scenes are loaded with references, but I was only able to spot three: the 2001 stargate sequence shout-out, a Death Race 2000 reference when the flower alien announcer describes the Grand Prix as a death race and one possible reference that involves Prince being surrounded by sparkles wherever he goes. I've never seen any of Robert Pattinson's movies, but I'm familiar with jokes about Pattinson being covered in sparkles, so I assume Prince's sparkles are a riff on Edward from Twilight. My knowledge of anime doesn't extend beyond Watanabe shows, Lupin the Third and a few feature films, so anime nerds who are way more knowledgeable than me spotted a few other references in the racing scenes.

It's also a reference to your bowels at a Guy Fieri restaurant.

Outlaw Star? Wasn't Outlaw Star that country singer competition show USA Network used to air?

They're making a Wacky Races movie? Fucking why?

I wouldn't be surprised if Uwe Boll, the Akira Kurosawa of our generation, tries to make a movie out of this game.

Really? I thought they were channeling David Carradine's Kung Fu opening credits.

* "Master Prince, I haven't seen a robot this old in a while."

* "Anigav obob gnihton s'ti." = "It's nothing bobo vagina." Bobo Vagina? Oh yeah, I remember them. I liked a couple of B-sides they did back in the riot grrrl era.

13 black artists' covers of white artists' music that surpass the originals (to close out Black History Month)

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Quincy Jones and Sarah Vaughan vibe out in front of Peter Graves' tape machine from Mission: Impossible.
Quincy Jones and Sarah Vaughan (Photo source: Jazzinphoto)

The following list was inspired by both Harry Allen the Media Assassin's irritated response to the latest of Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake's "History of Rap" medleys during the first week of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon...

True that. Thanks to an awesome editor who must be fucking insane to pour into hours of NBC News clips just to find the right soundbites, both Brian Williams and Lester Holt spitting 'Rapper's Delight' easily trounces those Fallon and Timberlake medleys.

... and Andrew Ti's similar response to the "History of Rap" medleys.

Shelly Lynn, the blond country singer who did 'Your Lies,' likes this? Cool. Wait, her name's Shelby Lynne? Woops. Tells you how much I fucking know about country music.

1. Sarah Vaughan, "Peter Gunn" (both Vaughan's 1965 version and the dope Max Sedgley remix)
"According to the liner notes, we can thank Quincy Jones for the recording. Hank Mancini says he never thought the song would work with lyrics, but Jones kept pestering him to try it. So, Jay Livingston and Ray Evans wrote some lyrics and Bill Holman arranged the song. Vaughan provided the fireworks. Vaughan infuses the song with the same kind of slinkiness found on Peggy Lee's 'Fever,' but Vaughan manages to sound sultry at a much faster tempo."--Cahl's Juke Joint, 2008



2. The Skatalites, "Guns of Navarone"
"The song itself is an adaptation of the theme song to the 1961 film of the same name, and there are in fact two different versions of The Skatalites interpretation. With one clocking in at more than six minutes, it is the shorter, two and a half minute version that exemplifies everything that makes ska so fantastic."--The Daily Guru, 2010


3. Earth, Wind & Fire, "Got to Get You Into My Life"
"In 1978, Earth Wind & Fire appeared in another motion picture, the Beatles movie tribute Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. In the film, the band played themselves, performing 'Got To Get You Into My Life' at a concert hall. The film itself was a commercial bomb... Yet despite musical performances on the soundtrack from Aerosmith, Peter Frampton, the Bee Gees and Alice Cooper, Earth Wind & Fire's remake of the Beatles classic was the highest charting pop single from the soundtrack. 'Once more, we had a movie that flopped on us,' said Maurice White, 'but we had a #1 hit out of it... We actually recorded our parts on the set.'"--Goldmine magazine's profile of Earth, Wind & Fire, 1997

"Robert Stigwood called us and asked if we wanted to be in a movie... We said okay, it could be interesting. At that particular time, you didn't see a lot of musical blacks in movies--there was The Wiz, but that was a horrible movie. We had three songs to choose from--'Got To Get You Into My Life' and two ballads. We just did the song Chicago-style. Some people thought George Martin produced the song, but Maurice produced it."--Verdine White, Goldmine, 1997


4. Stevie Wonder, "We Can Work It Out"
"... it's worth mentioning that Stevie's soulful reworking of the original--no doubt powerful in its own glory--makes it sound more searing; indeed, converting it into a freedom song/black power amalgamation. In short, Stevie Wonder's version of 'We Can Work It Out' is nothing short of a magnificent transformation. And to a certain degree, you could say that Stevie Wonder 'flipped' the Beatles original. Does that mean that Stevie Wonder's version of 'We Can Work It' is better than the original? I'm not sure if that's a question worth entertaining."--Amir Said, 2010

Uh, it's a question I'm willing to tackle: hell yes, Wonder's version trounces the original.


5. Ella Fitzgerald, "Sunshine of Your Love"
"No matter what your feeling are on the issue of jazz singers/musicians extending their stylistic reach like this (and there are a lot of folks on both sides of the issue who consider it sacrilege, though their underwear is probably wound too tightly) Ella does a bang up job on the tune. She doesn't really alter her style all that much, grabbing the Cream tune and making it work for her, and the arrangement by Frank DeVol (much better known as a composer of TV theme songs) is actually pretty cool."--Funky16Corners, 2008



6. Otis Redding, "Satisfaction"
"Redding retains Keith Richards' main riff but embellishes the song with that unmistakable Memphis brass to create a true rock-soul anthem... Needless to say, Redding made virtually every 'cover' song his own with a fiery and raw vocal sound straight from his gut."--The Second Disc, 2013


7. Jimi Hendrix, "All Along the Watchtower"
"There are few cover versions that truly replace the original in most people's minds. But Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's 'All Along The Watchtower' is so good that even Dylan prefers it... From the start his take contains a ferocious energy missing in Dylan's quiet, contemplative version. In fact, the urgency and edginess that Hendrix gives it is far more in keeping with its apocalyptic message than Dylan's gentle strumming ever was. But most of all Hendrix gave the song his virtuoso playing--after one listen you can't imagine it being played any other way. Dylan couldn't either, and played it as Hendrix had from that point on."--BBC Radio 2's Sold on Song


8. Shirley Bassey, "Light My Fire"
"Bassey's version starts out with a slinky guitar line, then drums and bass, and then, like producer Johnny Harris was trying to know people out of their seats, the whole fucking orchestra drops in at double volume and you're all like 'Wha???' Shirley comes in with a typical, stylish vocal, and things keep moving along nicely. Then the band comes back in for an instrumental interlude, with icy washes of strings, pounding drums. Then Shirley comes back in for the big finish (almost) with Harris and his band taking it out BIG. I've heard that the version on the 'Johnny Harris Movement' LP (sought after by collectors of beats and such, since it was sampled) is pretty much the same track, without the vocals. Either way, wait until dark, snuggle up with your significant other and let this one rip. I am not responsible if your couch gets broken."--Funky16Corners, 2009

"You can never have too many copies of 'Spinning Wheel', or the record I'm highlighting today, a cover of the Doors classic 'Light My Fire'... Sampled by artists such as Kanye West, 50 Cent, Emimem and Peanut Butter Wolf among others, Miss Bassey has a soft spot in the MPC's and SP12's of the Hip Hop world. This very song was remixed by Kenny Dope... Shirley has some heat...'Theme from Love Story' anyone?"--DJ Prestige, 2012


9. The Isley Brothers, "Summer Breeze"
"The first family of soul turn Seals & Crofts' tune into a wonderfully smooth sexy classic. The Isley's had a penchant in the early 70s for covering rock songs, not all of which worked that well, but this is where it all comes together."--Eurasian Sensation's "Great black covers of white songs,"2008


10. Living Colour, "Should I Stay or Should I Go?"
"They take it funky on the verse and then break into a hardcore thrash on the choruses with Corey repeating the title super fast numerous times. He also inserts a loaded hesitation into the English punk rockers' original lyrics: 'One day it's fine and next it's--" he holds up his hand in a dismissible gesture, rolls his eyes during the pause, and spits out the final word: 'Black!'"--Right to Rock: The Black Rock Coalition and the Cultural Politics of Race by Maureen Mahon, 2004


11. Musiq, "Missyou"
"On a remake of the Rolling Stones' 1978 disco adventure 'Miss You'... the track's idling guitar and combustible drumbeat give it an irresistible kick."--Vibe, 2004


12. Prince, "Creep"
"After word spread that Prince covered Radiohead's 'Creep' at the Coachella festival, the tens of thousands who couldn't be there ran to YouTube for a peek. Everyone was quickly denied--even Radiohead. All videos of Prince's unique rendition of Radiohead's early hit were quickly taken down, leaving only a message that his label, NPG Records, had removed the clips, claiming a copyright violation. But the posted videos were shot by fans and, obviously, the song isn't Prince's. In a recent interview, Thom Yorke said he heard about Prince's performance from a text message and thought it was 'hilarious.' Yorke laughed when his bandmate, guitarist Ed O'Brien, said the blocking had prevented even him from seeing Prince's version of their song. 'Really? He's blocked it?' asked Yorke, who figured it was their song to block or not. 'Surely we should block it. Hang on a moment.' Yorke added, 'Well, tell him to unblock it. It's our ... song.'"--AP, 2008

I somehow got the chance to hear Prince's Coachella version of "Creep" shortly after he and his label pulled that annoying stunt. It's still a phenomenal cover.

What Prince is thinking right here: 'Shit, did I forget to DVR New Girl?'
Prince at Coachella 2008

13. Solange, "Stillness Is the Move"
I like both the Dirty Projectors original and Solange Knowles' cover, but the latter's sample of Dr. Dre, which, in turn, is a sample of a cover of "Bumpy's Lament" from the Shaft score, gives it a slight edge. This not-so-nicely-shot live version unites Dirty Projectors with Solange.



And on a similar note, this Asian American guy's cover of a black artist's hit song is superior to the original too.

"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Archer, "Southbound and Down"

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Captain Chaos sure ain't coming to their rescue.
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

"Southbound and Down,"Archer's tribute to Burt Reynolds'Smokey and the Bandit movies, a franchise that both Archer creator Adam Reed and Archer himself are fans of, is an enjoyable episode largely because you don't have to have seen any of those movies to be entertained by the episode. I've never seen any of the Bandit movies (there's only one movie from Reynolds' box-office glory days that I really dig, and that's The Longest Yard). All I know about the Bandit flicks are that Sally Field is, like Pam riding shotgun in Archer's Bandit-style Trans Am, the one who does with Reynolds "snappy dialogue underscored by sexual attraction" in the first two Bandits; the theme song "East Bound and Down" was sung by co-star Jerry Reed; legendary stuntman Hal Needham directed the first two; and The Cannonball Run, which I did see as a kid thanks to early '80s HBO running it five times a day, was basically Bandit meets The Gumball Rally. Yet I still laughed throughout "Southbound and Down."

That's mainly because the Bandit references are kept to a minimum--kind of an odd move for a show where much of its humor thrives on how arcane its references are--and the dialogue is up to Archer's usual high standards, from a crazy Malory rant about PBS that sounds like every teabagger's rant about PBS to a nice bit of character depth where Archer honestly points out to Pam that she wasn't a ginormous asshole before she got hooked on coke and lost a shit-ton of weight. As Pam, Amber Nash owns this episode, whether it's displaying a rarely seen insecure side of Pam in that scene where Archer admits everyone liked her better before the coke--I don't think I've ever seen Pam be concerned about what others think of her, so this is an interesting turn in her character--or being a thorn in the side to Archer, especially after her inability to keep her mouth shut about their coke stash sends a biker gang chasing after them to take their stash.

This is like that Archer-Sons of Anarchy crossover FX viewers are dying to see.
The purpose of the Archer crew's cross-country trip in "Southbound and Down" is not to transport beer or an elephant but to drive Cherlene to a musical guest appearance on some Austin City Limits knockoff. I don't care for country music--by the way, Cherlene's cover of "East Bound and Down," performed by Judy Greer's musical stand-in Jessy Lynn Martens, is part of an actual Cherlene album that the show is releasing next week--but I'm eager to see how Malory, Archer, Lana and Cyril will handle both maneuvering their way into the country music industry and doing what I assume will be laundering their drug money into Cherlene's burgeoning country music career. And Kenny Loggins, the singer of Archer's favorite song from Top Gun and a guest artist on Cherlene's album, will somehow be involved in all this next week? I'm down for this, as long as his voice acting is better than Anthony Bourdain's.

Memorable quotes:
* "It's public television. They don't pay anything. All they do is suck money in. They take our taxes...""Or donations, whatever.""Of pre-tax dollars from pot-taking Bolshevik lesbian couples! Then PBS mixes it all in with their huge NEA grants, launders it in inner-city methadone clinics and pumps it right back out to pro-abortion super PACs!"

* Malory: "Because if we miss that taping, I won't be responsible for my actions." Lana: "Are you ever?" Malory: "She said, single and pregnant. Oh, wait."

* Ray, whose newly repaired cybernetic implants are being forced by Krieger to make him goosestep: "This quit being funny two hours ago!" Krieger: "It's not supposed to be funny."

* "Ow! Whose ring is that, the Pope's?!"

* "We're talking about Texas. Somebody somewhere wants enough cocaine to forget they live there.""Yeah, but not a hundred pounds!""Maybe we'll get lucky, find an entire town that wants to commit suicide."

* "Look, how hot am I now? Let me answer that for you. As balls."

"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Space Dandy, "Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby"

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It's hard out here for a plant.
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

In the preview for this week's Space Dandy episode that followed last week's episode, Dr. Gel (Unshou Ishizuka), the gorilla scientist from the Gogol Empire who's obsessed with capturing the titular alien hunter, complained off-screen about having to die at the end of every story and wasn't too thrilled to learn from his assistant Bea (Kosuke Hatakeyama) that he wouldn't appear at all in the next one. During "Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby," I didn't miss Dr. Gel at all.

Easily the most visually stunning Space Dandy episode so far, "Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby" proves once again that where Space Dandy excels is not in its slapstick or its running gags like Dr. Gel's incompetence as a villain (Dandy never notices his presence, and if the parallel universes theory regarding Space Dandy's self-contained continuity each week is true, neither do Dandy's parallel counterparts). The blundering villain who's continually unable to catch or kill the person he hates the most is a gag that's been done before, and with much funnier and cleverer results in shows like The Venture Bros. Where Space Dandy excels the most is in its willingness to experiment each week, either story-wise or visually, like general director Shinichiro Watanabe's previous shows Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo often did. As I've said before, Space Dandy has the feel of an anthology, with the only constant being Dandy, QT the robot, Meow and their ship, and with a different animator taking a stab at directing each week (not to mention a different artist being assigned to design each alien world that's visited by the Aloha Oe crew).

Those of the show's haters who wrote off Space Dandy right after its premiere (because of either the fan service during the Boobies breastaurant scene or the mostly forced attempts at humor in that first episode) are missing out on some intriguing excursions into different sci-fi subgenres, whether it's the space race genre a laRedline or zombie comedy. They're also missing out on some just plain good short story writing, like in last week's uneven but enjoyable "The Lonely Pooch Planet, Baby"--which came up with a nifty explanation for the whereabouts of Laika, the ill-fated dog inside Sputnik 2 during its 1957 orbit around Earth--and in this week's episode, the first one Watanabe has written since the premiere.

And now, some examples of why this episode is a great one to get blunted to.
(Photo source: Space Dandy News)
"Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby" finds Dandy and Meow on a search for the latest alien they want to register, a rare creature known as "Code D" who's located on Planta, a planet where the surface's upper half looks as if it's covered in continent-sized Jelly Bellys. Dandy and Meow are forced to rely on the Aloha Oe's transporter to get to Planta because the planet's magnetic field blocks ships from entering the atmosphere. But the transporter, which is as broken-down as QT, accidentally separates Dandy and Meow and sends Dandy into Planta's northern hemisphere and Meow into the southern hemisphere.

Dandy and Meow each discover that Planta is inhabited by giant sentient plants (QT reminds Dandy that he can't register any of them because the Alien Registration Center doesn't reward anyone for registering plants). The plant citizens of Planta are divided into two groups that co-exist peacefully in an 18-state republic: the cerebral Vegims of the north and the Movies of the south, who are more tribal in nature and like to ply their guests with tons of food.

'Shinichiro Watanabe presents Fantasia!'
A kindly Vegim scientist named Dr. H (Mugihito) and his preschooler-ish daughter 033H (Tomoko Kaneda) both become taken with Dandy, the first human they've ever encountered. Like Dandy, Dr. H wants to track down Code D, but for research reasons. He believes Code D is the key to understanding--and perhaps being able to stabilize--the evolution of plant life on Planta, so Dr. H, 033H and Dandy venture off together to the planet's North Pole to find Code D, but with Dandy to stand in for Dr. H and come into direct contact with Code D because prolonged exposure to the energy that it emits doesn't affect humans, while it's dangerous for sentient plants.



Nothing much really happens adventure-wise or comedy-wise during "Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby," aside from Dandy and 033H getting briefly chased around by saucer-shaped "federal microbes," Dr. H getting arrested Jor-El-style (along with Dandy and 033H) for defying scientific authorities by attemping to cross the forbidden zone of the North Pole and Meow being fattened up because he himself is to become dinner for the Movies (but he's become too fat and tired to escape). The surreal "Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby" is largely a visual tone poem about the beauty of this weird plant world that puzzles and astounds Dandy and reduces him to open-mouthed silence, but fortunately, this episode that's mostly told through visuals and score (and what a delightfully offbeat and Pee-wee's Playhouse-ish score the Space Dandy Band came up with this week) is never boring. Like most great sci-fi, "Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby" is about "How and why did we get here?" as opposed to "Shoot dat piece o' chit!," so it reminds me of what Star Trek: The Motion Picture was striving to be, except it's got much more satisfying action and better-looking clothes.

The psychedelic imagery and clever plant/microbe species designs are the work of guest director Eunyoung Choi, who, according to Random Curiosity's review of "Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby," is "two things very rare among anime directors--a woman and of Korean descent." Choi is apparently becoming a big deal in Japanese animation, but I'm not familiar with any of her previous work.

Poor QT, turning into Jiminy Glick while sitting on his stool.
After Choi's outstanding visuals and great little bits of character business (my favorite of these is QT trying not to fall off his ill-fitting stool while enthusiastically discussing the transporter) during "Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby," I'm now interested in whatever her next project will be. "Plants Are Living Things Too, Baby" is the latest example of how Space Dandy's quasi-auteurist approach to each episode--and the range of its material, so that not every story has to involve the formulaic, Inspector Gadget-style villainy of Dr. Gel--are really paying off.

"Spores, molds and fungus": Seven tidbits about Ghostbusters that aren't found in either the late Harold Ramis' 1999 DVD commentary or on the film's IMDb trivia page

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'If a Twinkie represents amount of grief I feel when someone dies, Harold Ramis' death would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing 600 pounds.'--Patton Oswalt
The February 24 death of Ghostbusters star and co-writer Harold Ramis has led to tons of Ramis tributes and Ghostbusters-related items being posted and reblogged on Twitter and Tumblr, including my own Tumblr. The Ramis-directed Groundhog Day is a better-made film (for example, unlike Ghostbusters, it doesn't contain any FX shots that are crude-looking by today's standards, like the matte shots of the haunted apartment building's exterior that made Ramis and Ivan Reitman cringe during their 1999 Ghostbusters DVD commentary), but the endlessly quotable Ghostbusters is the Ramis work I'll always associate with Ramis first, more so than all his other works, because it left such an impact on me as a kid and a comedy nerd. It also kicked off a longtime fascination of mine with New York.

I'll never forget the tiny old-timey theater where my mom took me, my older brother and my older sister to see an afternoon matinee of Ghostbusters, which will celebrate its 30th anniversary this June, back in 1984: the Granada Theater, Morgan Hill, California. That shot of the library ghost leaping out at Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz and Egon Spengler gave me such a good scare at the Granada that whenever I would subsequently rewatch Ghostbusters on VHS as a kid, I always looked away when the movie reached that moment (I don't do that so much anymore).

Here we see a shirtless Keith Richards relaxing aboard his yacht.
(Photo source: DVD Beaver)
I was lucky to have met Ramis once, when I was a UC Santa Cruz student writing for one of the campus papers. It was through the paper that I found out Ramis, whose daughter was a UCSC student at the time, was on campus to do a Q&A at a screening of Groundhog Day and then speak the following morning at a film class I wasn't enrolled in. I went to the class not to get an interview with him but just to see a few words about comedy from this comedy legend I admired since Ghostbusters, a filmmaker who, as Matt Singer wrote in The Dissolve, championed in his funniest writing or directing projects outsiders and misfits who proved the value of their unorthodox ideas and behaviors.

I don't remember the classroom lecture at all. It's what happened after the lecture that I haven't completely forgotten. Ramis' talk went past the end of class and continued over lunch in the pizzeria right next door to the lecture hall. The group of us who joined Ramis wasn't that big. We all ended up hanging out with him for an hour (maybe even an hour and a half) in that small campus restaurant, talking mostly about films and SCTV.

I wish I could remember what Ramis said about working on SCTV for only one season, and I wish camera phones had been invented by then so that my memories of the afternoon in the pizzeria weren't so fuzzy. The only things I remember about that afternoon were when Ramis signed an article of mine where I interviewed UCSC students and alumni about their hatred of Glory Daze, an early Ben Affleck movie that was filmed on location in Santa Cruz (I might still have the autograph, which Ramis placed next to artwork done by one of the paper's illustrators of John Belushi expressing his boredom with Glory Daze), and when I told Ramis about the time Stuart Saves His Family, a directorial effort of his that was released the previous year, turned up on cable one morning. I enjoyed what I saw of the film, which starred Al Franken as his SNL character Stuart Smalley, because it was better than the average '90s SNL movie spinoff, but I wasn't able to finish watching it because I had to run over to the movie theater across the street from my apartment to watch Danny DeVito's Matilda (he was kind of disappointed that I didn't finish Stuart Saves His Family, but he said he liked DeVito's directorial work).

As for the third and last thing I remember about meeting Ramis, it's one of the following seven tidbits about Ghostbusters that currently can't be found on the IMDb trivia page or in either countless listicles about the film, the entertaining commentary track Ramis recorded with Reitman and associate producer Joe Medjuck or the Premiere magazine oral history about the making of Ghostbusters that Esquire posted immediately after news of Ramis' death broke. Selections from Varèse Sarabande's out-of-print 2006 Ghostbusters score album, the first official release of Elmer Bernstein's excellent Ghostbusters score, can be heard during "AFOS Prime" and "Hall H" on AFOS.

1. "You know, you don't act like a scientist... You're more like a game show host": Peter is basically Bill Murray's flippant SNL Weekend Update entertainment correspondent persona, but plopped down into the world of parapsychology. My favorite Murray SNL sketches were often when they just let him riff as himself and put his Second City training to use in his Weekend Update entertainment news segments. If you found Ghostbusters II to be underwhelming as the final official screen appearance for Peter, outside of The Real Ghostbusters (uh, Ghostbusters nerds, Murray's never going to do another Ghostbusters movie--deal with it and get used to Zombieland as being the last time he'll ever put on that uniform), just pretend Murray's entertainment news segments are glimpses into Peter's side job as an entertainment reporter. Peter's handling of entertainment reporting is the same as how he handles parapsychology (and how a lot of us have handled certain jobs we've had in the past): he clearly finds it to be boring work, but he actually isn't clueless about what he does, unlike a certain entertainment anchor who can't tell famous black actors apart--and yet, that dumbass is still employed by KTLA.



I just watched the pilot for Bosch, Amazon's recently greenlit adaptation of Michael Connelly's beloved Harry Bosch crime novels. Titus Welliver, Amy Aquino and Wire alumni Jamie Hector and Lance Reddick are all terrific in the Bosch pilot (no surprise there), but it's yet another procedural about a detective who's intensely driven when it comes to his work. When are we going to get the procedural where the lead is bored with his work, like Dr. Venkman?

2. Unlike the other Ghostbusters, Peter's uniform pant legs are never tucked into his boots. I always thought that was a clever character choice Murray made to underscore Peter's insouciance.



Damn, these Manhattan potholes are the worst.

The Ghostbusters investigate Giles' library. It's that Ghostbusters/Buffy crossover I always wanted to see.
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3. Mort Drucker's 1986 MAD magazine parody of Moonlighting mocked Bruce Willis' wisecracking shtick on the show by saying Willis was ripping off Murray's performances in Ghostbusters and Stripes. Nineteen years later, a Moonlighting DVD extra confirmed that Willis did indeed model David Addison after Murray. Everyone wanted to be Murray in Ghostbusters, whether it was Willis or yours truly. If you played Ghostbusters on the playground as a kid but, like me back then, you couldn't identify with the wanting-to-drill-a-hole-in-his-head nerdiness of Egon (the true leader of the Ghostbusters, according to The Bitter Script Reader) or the Tobin's Spirit Guide-quoting nerdiness of Ray, you wanted to be either audience surrogate Winston Zeddemore or Peter--mostly because Peter got the ladies and most of the funniest lines.

4. In Dan Aykroyd's original--and much more outlandish--vision of Ghostbusters, which took place in the future, the character that became Dana Barrett was an alien fugitive who looked like a warthog and took human female form. Then in later drafts, as the character evolved from being a throwaway joke about sex with aliens to a love interest who causes Peter, the lazy and skeptical one in the team, to start taking the paranormal more seriously, Dana worked as a fashion model. But when Sigourney Weaver added her input, she thought it would be more interesting if her character were a musician, and Aykroyd and Ramis went with her idea.

"She has such dignity--there is just no way to treat her as an object," said Ramis about Weaver's suggestion to turn Dana into a cellist in the 1985 book Making Ghostbusters. "And we liked the subtle class difference she brought to the part. She clearly had better breeding than Venkman did. Writing for women has not been one of my strengths in the past, but with Sigourney's contribution, this character really grew and strengthened."

Dana's comparison of Peter to a game show host was also Weaver's idea. It's much better than the originally scripted line, which had Dana comparing him to a used car salesman.

Dana's fridge is haunted by Coca-Cola product placements.
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Peter drops by Dana's apartment again to investigate how a struggling cellist in Manhattan could afford an apartment so big.
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5. Anti-government libertarians and conservatives worship the first Ghostbusters for its portrayal of an EPA employee as a villain and Peter, Ray and Egon's success in the private sector. Yecch. I hate it when conservatives cream their khaki pants over films or hip-hop tracks I like--for reasons that weren't intended by the liberal or apolitical writers behind those films or tracks. As Adam Bertocci wrote in Overthinking Ghostbusters, the apolitical Ghostbustersisn't anti-government. Sure, the film's hatred of Walter Peck reflects the Reagan era's then-popular view of the EPA, but the film also portrays city government in a favorable light. The various divisions of the city government spring into action (a moment that would make Ron Swanson run to his typewriter and type out a Yelp-style letter of disapproval) and work with the Ghostbusters to whup Gozer's ass. The film is more anti-institution, like Ramis' previous screenplays and that very conservative David Simon show The Wire.

6. Elmer Bernstein's absence from Ghostbusters II is mostly why that sequel is inferior to the original. Randy Edelman did some good scoring work in films like Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story and Dragonheart (the themes from Dragon and Dragonheart ended up becoming '90s movie trailer staples), but his score for Ghostbusters II just doesn't work for me. The late Bernstein's enjoyable Ghostbusters instrumental theme, which Bertocci referred to as "bouncy, twinkly piano and jazz" and is heard briefly at 1:54 in the Stay-Puft sequence clip below, was such an essential element of the first film--it's even more essential than the overplayed earworm that was Ray Parker Jr.'s Ghostbusters song--that to find it replaced by a more generic heroic theme composed by Edelman was the worst part of Ghostbusters II.

"It's very New York, lending the film an older, classier feel," wrote Bertocci about Bernstein's theme for Peter, Ray, Egon and Winston, "like something out of a metropolitan screwball comedy, perhaps, or one of the black-and-white paranormal funnies that were Dan Aykroyd's muse."




The Bernstein theme's absence from Ghostbusters II (a film I don't consider to be a fiasco like most viewers do because it's redeemed by Ramis' twisted dialogue as Egon and an early Murray scene where Peter hosts a psychic talk show, but the sequel is way too family-friendly for my tastes) is worse than the tedious scenes of the Ghostbusters fawning over Dana's baby (sure, those scenes are alright if it's home movies of a friend's baby or Three Men and a Baby, but they're just filler when it's Ghostbusters). It's even worse than those horrible shots of Ernie Hudson in the haunted subway bugging his eyes out and yelling like a scared black butler in a racist '30s movie. Bernstein didn't score Ghostbusters II because he declined to return. By the late '80s, he had grown tired of the string of comedies he had been scoring since 1978's Animal House, which Ramis co-wrote and Reitman co-produced, and he wanted to try something new.

"The change came for me with My Left Foot, which was a small serious film," said Bernstein in an archived interview that was excerpted in the liner notes of Varèse Sarabande's Ghostbusters album. "And it broke the comedy cycle. It was time."

7. At that lunch at UCSC in 1996, Ramis briefly did what's known today as fancasting. It's common knowledge that for the Ghostbusters threequel they wanted to make, Ramis and Aykroyd were considering sending the Ghostbusters to hell or introducing new members to the team. Seth Rogen, who shared scenes with Ramis in Knocked Up (Ramis played Rogen's dad) and then played Peter in a 2012 Film Independent live-read of the Ghostbusters script, has always been brought up whenever people try to fancast a new, Apatow-era Ghostbusters movie. But at that lunch, someone else was on Ramis' mind for a new Ghostbuster.

Ramis said to us that he wished he could get Conan O'Brien--an SCTV fan--to work with them on the threequel. Gangly, awkward and pale Conan--a.k.a. Rockefeller Center-era Conan--running away from things that are paler than him? I would have cosigned that.

"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Rick and Morty, "Raising Gazorpazorp"

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'They can jerk themselves off with six hands? Wow.'--what Morty must have thought when he first noticed that Gazorpians have six arms
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

Rick and Morty takes an interesting tack for its first new episode since its way-too-long, Winter Olympics-related hiatus. Rather than continuing the "Rick's a horrible influence on Morty" thread that the incredibly dark "Rick Potion #9" ended on (which again proves that all of Rick and Morty's episodes are self-contained like '60s Star Trek episodes, as in Morty's emotionally scarred over both seeing his own dead body and having to leave behind the Earth he knew one week and then he forgets all about it the following week), "Raising Gazorpazorp" keeps Rick and his grandson separated for almost the entire story and pairs Rick up with his granddaughter Summer.

Spencer Grammer is great at voicing a vapid and sulky teen, and I especially like hearing the former Greek star's distinctive pronunciation of "Grandpa"--she pronounces it "grand-puh" instead of "grand-paw," like how some people still say "roh-butt" instead of "roh-bawt"--but otherwise, the Summer character has been on the underdeveloped side. She's just been a typical middle-aged sitcom writer's riff on boy-crazy, sulky girl teens who are always glued to their smartphones. That finally changes in "Raising Gazorpazorp," which further develops Summer and centers on her relationship with her standoffish grandpa. We learn that she wants to take part in his interdimensional adventures, but woman-hating Grandpa Rick refuses to bring along anybody who's female (it's implied that his daughter Beth was a precursor to Morty, and I'd like to see a flashback of young Beth tagging along with her dad on one of his earlier interdimensional trips). The episode also interestingly reverses the dynamic of Rick as the genius who's able to adapt to any crazy situation and his younger companion as the fish out of water who's in over his or her head.

Good fucking thing Grandpa Rick didn't walk out in Sean Connery's Zardoz diaper outfit like Starburns did on Community last week. That shit was disturbing.
(Photo source: Reddit)
"Raising Gazorpazorp" finds Rick and Summer trapped on planet Gazorpazorp, where women are dominant and more socially refined, while men are Taliban-ish warriors who have been banished to the rocky desert for their violent ways and are ordered to procreate through sex robots airdropped by the women, via the disembodied floating head from Zardoz. (This marks the second week in a row where a Dan Harmon show references Zardoz. I've never seen that movie, and judging from the snapshots I've seen of the weirdness of Zardoz, I get the feeling it's a movie that's unbearable without booze or weed.) It's fun to see Rick, whose portal gun winds up destroyed by the warriors, being out of his element for a change: he can't rely on his scientific expertise, the very thing that usually saves him and Morty, to save him and Summer when they're captured by Gazorpian ruler Mar-Sha (special guest star Claudia Black--reunited in this episode with Virginia Hey, who voices Mar-Sha's second-in-command and used to co-star with Black on Farscape, one of Rick and Morty star/co-creator Justin Roiland's favorite shows).

Summer really digs this world where men are subservient and women greet each other with "I am here if you need to talk" (an amusingly touchy-feely spin on typical alien empire greetings like "Qapla'!" and "By your command" and easily the best of the "women are sensitive" gags that someviewers this week have dismissed as being as hacky as '80s and '90s "men do this, women do that" stand-up), and she relishes pretending to be Rick's enslaver in order to blend in with Mar-Sha's Amazonian society. But Rick's misogynist attitude and his farty response to Mar-Sha's authority get him and Summer into trouble on Gazorpazorp. Fart noises are an unspeakable crime in Mar-Sha's land.

Instead of Rick's scientific expertise, what saves them both from being executed by Mar-Sha for perpetuating Earth patriarchy on a world where any form of patriarchy is punishable by death are Summer's ability to smooth-talk her way out of trouble (an ability I assume was honed off-screen from sneaking into clubs or concerts) and her ability to reason with Mar-Sha and the other women, due to her social skills being better than her misanthropic grandpa's. "If you impose Gazorpazorp's laws on Earth, you're no better than the men whose farts shall remain unspoken," says Summer to Mar-Sha.

Back on Earth, the reason why Morty's sidelined from this week's interdimensional adventure is because he's busy raising a rapidly growing child, the product of a bedroom session between Morty and a Gazorpian sex robot that Morty found in an alien pawn shop during the episode's cold open. An American Dad episode from back in the fall dealt with Steve becoming a teenage parent--and learning to love the role--after his attempt to clone a girl he wanted to take to the prom went slightly awry and instead resulted in a baby. But unlike that American Dad episode, Morty's Teen Mom experience doesn't contain a single ounce of sentimentality. It's darker and therefore funnier.

Morty Jr. is born with murderous impulses like all other Gazorpian males--all his crayon drawings depict death and destruction--and he has difficulty comprehending a more civilized way of life, which his human dad attempts to teach him about. The best part of Morty's B-story has Beth and Jerry frequently snarking at Morty's struggles with parenting and dickishly refusing to help him while they're buried in their newspapers. The grandparents played by Martha Plimpton and Garret Dillahunt on the recently cancelled Raising Hope, which the episode's title is partly a reference to, always find ways to be helpful to their son, even though those ways are full of the strangest parenting advice, while Beth and Jerry are the complete opposite. When Morty asks his dad to help him stop an increasingly angsty Morty Jr. from going on a rampage and taking over Earth, Jerry responds with a heartless "I suppose, Morty. I suppose. But first, a deep sip from a very tall glass of 'I told you so.'" Chris Parnell's delivery as he fakes slow gulps from an invisible glass kills me.

I'm not as fond of the B-story's resolution, in which Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson (Maurice LaMarche) randomly shows up to encourage Morty Jr. to channel his murderous impulses into becoming a creative. It's something you'd see on late-period Simpsons as opposed to the less lazily written Rick and Morty. Despite the late-period-Simpsons-y feel of Anderson's sudden appearance, the cartoonist's dialogue, which echoes both Dan Harmon's frequent acknowledgement that creatives are tortured souls and Harmon's current Community arc about Professor Hickey's secret aspirations to become a cartoonist ("Publishers are interested!"), is hilarious, as is Jerry's reaction to seeing Anderson walk by.

"I'm haunted by uncontrollable thoughts of mutilation and sexual assaults on a near-daily basis. But you know, I channel it all into my work," says the Marmaduke creator to Morty Jr.

"Huh. I never got that impression from reading Marmaduke," says Morty.

"Well, did you get the impression I was trying to make you laugh?," says Anderson.

"Tell me that wasn't Brad Anderson!," says Jerry.

That exchange is one of several reasons why I'm glad for Rick and Morty's return after the annoying hiatus. "Raising Gazorpazorp" also makes me want to see Summer get more involved in her grandpa and her brother's interdimensional misadventures, and judging from the clip in the opening titles of Summer holding a baby Cthulhu inside Rick's flying car while Summer, Rick and Morty are being chased by what I assume is Mama Cthulhu, we might get to do that soon.

Other memorable quotes:
* The Futurama-esque alien pawn shop owner in the cold open has very little patience with human customers: "Like you would even know dick about fraculation! Your planet just got cell phones, and the coverage still sucks!"

* Beth, interrupting Jerry's declaration that Morty's baby is entitled to American freedoms: "Jerry, majoring in civics was your mistake. Don't punish us for it."

* Jerry, mocking the advice Beth gives to Morty about making his baby cry himself to sleep while he plays with his new grandson: "We tried that technique on Summer, and she's gonna end up stripping. Isn't she? Yes, she is! She's gonna strip for attention because she was denied it!" Beth: "Stop filling it with your own insecurity. You're gonna turn it into Mort... um, ahem, more... more... more of you."

* "Well, obviously, Summer, it appears the lower tier of this society is being manipulated through sex and advanced technology by a hidden ruling class. Sound familiar?""Aw, Ticketmaster."

* "The spider in sector C is still alive. Plan your route accordingly and expect delays. We're not telling you what to do. We're just sharing how we feel. And now, weather. Is anyone else cold or is it just me?"

* Gazorpian judge: "Veronica Ann Bennett, I find you guilty of having bad bangs." Felon whispering to Summer: "You ever notice the ones with bad bangs always have three names?" Judge to Veronica Ann Bennett: "You are hereby sentenced to... the silent treatment!"

* Mar-Sha, learning from Summer about Marc Jacobs: "Marc? Jacob? These are names of the penis."

* Summer, referring to the Marc Jacobs top Mar-Sha complimented her on earlier in the episode: "An Earth man made this top. Maybe on your planet, separation of the genders is the right thing to do, but on Earth, a certain percentage of our males are born gay, which is why my clothes are better than all of yours." Claudia Black's regal delivery of Mar-Sha's response is hilarious: "It's true, and sometimes the truth hurts, but it must be accepted, like if I told you that you're using the wrong color foundation for your skin and it ends at your neck, making you look like a party clown."

* "My life has been a lie! God is dead! The government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas! They moved the date! It was a pagan holiday!"

* Morty Jr.'s farewell to his dad is "I think it's time I get a place of my own. I promise I'll call you every day I need money or a place to do laundry."

"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Rick and Morty, "Rixty Minutes"

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Rick changes the channel to a Back to the Future marathon and is shocked to realize he's just a ripoff of Doc Brown.
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

With "Rixty Minutes,"Rick and Morty made both TV history and social media history last weekend as the first cable or broadcast network show to ever premiere an entire episode on Instagram (Adult Swim posted the episode in clips that totaled more than 100 and were each 15 seconds long, due to the clip size limits of Instagram's video-sharing feature). Like the troubled launch of the Veronica Mars movie on Flixster/Ultraviolet, which infuriated the movie's Kickstarter donors that same weekend, Rick and Morty's nutty Instagram experiment/stunt wasn't without glitches, although they weren't as big of a pain in the ass as the Veronica Mars clusterfuck: some clips wouldn't play after I clicked on the "next clip" arrow icon on the video window, so I had to close the window and go back to the Rick and Morty account's thumbnail menu to reactivate the clip that wouldn't play.

At the Smiths' house, technology is hardly as glitchy as Instagram's video clip feature or Flixster, thanks to the genius of Rick Sanchez, who despises the insipid Bachelor episode that his daughter Beth and her family are watching together and has discovered a way to make ordinary TV much more entertaining. Rick rejiggers the Smiths' cable box so that it can pick up cable TV from any parallel universe ("How about Showtime Extreme in a world where man evolved from corn?"). Then he tosses to Beth, Jerry and Summer a pair of VR goggles that allows them to see what the parallel versions of themselves are like, through the eyes of their parallel counterparts (it's the same kind of goggles Rick used in "Rick Potion #9" to locate the parallel universe he and Morty fled to and currently call home), just so that he and Morty can have the newly upgraded TV all to themselves. The way that Rick's half of the episode is structured--after the cold open, he spends nearly all of his screen time parked in front of the TV, flipping through weird program after weird program--is why "Rixty Minutes" is the perfect Rick and Morty episode for Instagram's 15-seconds-per-clip format instead of a more narratively busy episode like "M. Night Shyam-Aliens!" or last week's "Raising Gazorpazorp."

To make the programs and commercials in "Rixty Minutes" as weird and nonsensical as possible, co-creators Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon ad-libbed the dialogue for almost all of them (and then the animators worked from there). It's like a drunken Axe Cop, fueled not by the imagination of some cartoonist's baby brother but by the imagination of a couple of grown-up comedy writers improvising in a recording studio (one of whom isn't shy about his love of booze while performing or working, and you can even hear him slurring his words while voicing the police captain in a cop show spoof about a detective with baby legs). At the end of his voiceover during the trailer for an action movie starring a Dwayne Johnson lookalike, Harmon can be heard laughing over the title he came up with for the movie (Two Brothers), and at the end of the clip of a Garfield parody called Gazorpazorpfield, Roiland cracks up too while pretending to be Lorenzo Music doing the voice of Gazorpazorpfield (by the way, Rick and Morty's discussion of the weirdness of both the late Music voicing Bill Murray's Ghostbusters character on The Real Ghostbusters and Murray later voicing Music's old Garfield role in the Garfield movies made the day of this Murray fan and former Real Ghostbusters viewer).

Roiland and Harmon corpsing is funnier than the actual bits themselves. In fact, most of these fake shows and ads aren't really all that funny, although the fake cereal commercial--think a Lucky Charms ad reimagined by Tom Savini--is a delightfully sick and twisted riff on how sociopathic the kids often used to be in animated General Mills cereal ads. And I especially like the jabs at Chris Parnell's old SNL stomping grounds and the way that the SNL cast can get so oversized and unwieldy in certain seasons during the scene where Rick stumbles into SNL from another reality ("It's Saturday Night Live! Starring a piece of toast! Two guys with handlebar mustaches! A man painted silver who makes robot noises!"). Sadly, just like SNL in our reality, their reality's SNL would rather add a piece of toast and a silver man who makes robot noises to its cast than an Asian American comedian.

There once was an episode of Davey and Goliath that ended just like this.

I don't know why Dany's there when she's never been seen interacting with the Lannisters, but who gives a fuck?

As amusing as some of the parallel-universe TV clips are (dig the split-second shot of alt-Game of Thrones), the "drunken Axe Cop" half of "Rixty Minutes" is overshadowed by Beth, Jerry and Summer's B-story, which, unlike last week's episode, addresses some of the ramifications of Rick and Morty's actions at the end of "Rick Potion #9." The B-story also proves that Roiland and Harmon can shift from humor to seriousness in an animated show as masterfully as the latter showrunner does in live-action form whenever he handles the darkest or most serious moments of Community.

The discoveries Beth and Jerry make about their lives in other realities (Beth learns she's the wealthy and respected hospital surgeon she always wanted to be instead of merely being an animal surgeon, while Jerry learns he's a movie star who's banging Kristen Stewart) cause them to become further disappointed in their present lives and their strained marriage. Harsh words are once again exchanged between Beth and Jerry, and out spills the truth they've tried to keep hidden from Summer, who's been wondering why she can't find any parallel versions of herself in Rick's interdimensional goggles: Beth wanted to have an abortion when she learned she was pregnant with Summer, whereas in the other realities that Beth and Jerry are starting to wish they lived in, they never hooked up and had kids. Summer takes it well and decides to run away from home.

What follows is the best non-comedic sceneRick and Morty has done since the eerie, Mazzy Star-soundtracked conclusion of "Rick Potion #9." Morty, who's never really been seen bonding with his big sister, yet he doesn't want her to leave (possibly because he's been through enough craziness and upheaval in his life already), attempts to stop her from running away by revealing to her something as equally screwed-up as her situation. That, of course, is fleeing his badly Cronenberged reality to assume the identity of the deceased Morty in this reality and then burying his counterpart's corpse in the backyard.

They chose a really weird moment to do a Dell product placement.
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"And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse," confesses Morty.

"So you're not my brother?," says Summer.

"I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says, 'Don't run.' Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV," says Morty.

It's Morty's way of saying "I don't want you to leave because you're my big sister and I've been through enough" without using those cheesy words. It also marks a fascinating shift in Morty's once-weak-willed character. He's starting to adopt Rick's nihilist worldview (as exemplified in the pilot by Rick's breakfast table line that "There is no God, Summer. You gotta rip that Band-Aid off now."), except he's way more compassionate about it than Rick. We got hints of this compassion while he was trying to raise Morty Jr. to be less homicidal and more civilized in "Raising Gazorpazorp," and I can't wait to see what happens when this conscience of his re-emerges when he stands up to Rick at his worst, at some point later in the season, according to Roiland.

And Morty gets Summer to stay without giving her a godawful Miller-Boyett sitcom hug (while Beth and Jerry's teary reconciliation--right after they're both moved by seeing their parallel counterparts find their way back to each other--borders on Miller-Boyett-y, but fortunately, it's soundtracked by Belly's 1995 song "Seal My Fate," which is hardly as excruciating as typical Miller-Boyett hugging scene music). I'm so proud of Morty, and I'm so proud of this goddamn show.



Stray observations/other memorable quotes:
* Sarah Chalke, who was cast as Beth because of her ability to burp on cue, finally gets to make use of this talent when Beth belches just like her drunken dad while she knocks back wine by herself in the kitchen with the interdimensional goggles on.

* Check out the Afro puffs on the B.A. Baracus counterpart in the A-Team-inspired Ball Fondlers.

I take it he's a Lady of Rage fan.

* "You know, me and Morty are having a blast. We just discovered a show called Ball Fondlers. I mean, I don't wanna rub it in or anything, but you guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse."

* "I'm gonna... move to the Southwest, and... I don't know, do something with turquoise!"

* "And returning for his 25th consecutive year, Bobby Moynihaaaaaaaaaaan!"

* This has to be a Harmon line, because it references both his own Community feud with Chevy Chase and Chase's behind-the-scenes SNL confrontations with Bill Murray and everyone else who worked on the show: "Interesting fun fact: uh, Moynihan and Piece of Toast hate each other. Apparently, they've got some real creative differences."

* Here's yet another sign that we're far from sappy, clean-cut Miller-Boyett territory: The post-credits tag of "Rixty Minutes" is a photo montage of the Smiths on vacation in a universe where hamsters live in people's butts.

Because she's a doctor, Beth isn't thinking, 'This is fun.' She's thinking, 'Is this shit even sanitary?'
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"Brokedown Merry-Go-Round" Show of the Week: Rick and Morty, "Pilot"

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The real reason why people lost interest in buying 3-D TV sets
Every Friday in "'Brokedown Merry-Go-Round' Show of the Week," I discuss the week's best first-run animated series episode I saw. "Brokedown Merry-Go-Round," a two-hour block of original score tracks from animated shows or movies, airs weekdays at 2pm Pacific on AFOS.

Rick and Morty doesn't debut on Adult Swim until December 2, but the network has already posted the premiere episode on YouTube, and it's one of the strongest first episodes of an animated show for adults I've seen in a while. Most adult animated shows I've grown to love--whether it's The Venture Bros., The Boondocks or Bob's Burgers--don't even start off as confidently as Rick and Morty does right out of the gate. That's mainly because Rick and Morty is the first animated show from Community mastermind Dan Harmon. It's the show Harmon worked on during the interval between his controversial ouster from his own creation by Sony Pictures Television and his return to Community a year later, and that distinctive comedic voice of Harmon's that was sorely missing from Community's creatively bumpy fourth season is all over Rick and Morty (Harmon's knack for sharp and spontaneous-sounding dialogue is also all over this new show). Harmon's offbeat sensibilities--the same sensibilities that irritated Sony executives (who wanted a more traditional sitcom about community college life than the one Harmon was crafting for them), as well as some Community staffers who found Harmon difficult to work with--are born for animation.

If Doctor Who were both a wacky suburban grandpa and a drunken sociopath, he'd be Rick, a scientific genius who's moved in with his grown-up daughter Beth (Sarah Chalke), an animal heart surgeon, and her family. Beth's strait-laced husband Jerry (Chris Parnell) despises Rick and wants him out of the house; teenage daughter Summer (Spencer Grammer) despises her family and cares only about looking for her next boyfriend; and teenage son Morty is grappling with learning disabilities and is lacking in self-confidence. Rick hates all forms of bureaucracy, including high school, and is continually yanking Morty out of school and taking the kid along with him on his dangerous experiments and excursions into other dimensions to build up both Morty's smarts and his self-confidence. He thinks high school is to blame for Morty's low intelligence, and in one of the pilot episode's best jokes, it turns out he's right when we see that Morty and his classmates are still being taught in math class that 2 + 2 = 4 and 5 + 5 = 10.

Like much of Harmon's work on Community, Rick and Morty is high-concept. It originated as a crudely animated series of Channel 101 shorts from Rick and Morty co-creator and voice actor Justin Roiland (a.k.a. the Earl of Lemongrab on Adventure Time), The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, which took Doc Brown from Back to the Future and turned him into an inebriated pedophile. Rick and Morty retains neither the Back to the Future spoofery nor the creepiness of those gross shorts. Rick is now grandpa to the kid, and his abusive treatment of Morty is toned way down, but he's still a puke-stained drunk (Roiland also returns to voice both characters). You can tell where Harmon's input came in as he and Roiland reworked Doc and Mharti for Adult Swim. Harmon's made Rick more likable, or rather, as likable as a sociopathic grandpa who cares a small bit about his grandson can be. Instead of urging Morty to lick his balls to save the universe, Rick is seen attempting to help the weak-willed kid get closer to his dream girl Jessica (Kari Wahlgren) by procuring a neutrino bomb that he'll detonate to replace the current world with a new one where Morty and Jessica would be the sole survivors and would live like Adam and Eve.

The animation is also a million times more impressive on Rick and Morty than in the Channel 101 shorts. The premiere's best moments of animation take place during an epic chase through an extraterrestrial customs facility on one of the other dimensions Rick takes Morty along with him to. The alien character designs in this sequence are even weirder than the ones that were found on Futurama, and there's a brilliant and batshit crazy sight gag where Morty collides with an alien stoner who's smoking a hookah with an alien fetus floating inside the water jar, and the kid ingests some of the vapor and coughs out a loogie, which comes to life and rapidly ages from a baby to a dead old man in four seconds.

Grand tendril station
Only occasionally does the premiere suffer from pilot episode-itis. Chalke is saddled with all of the pilot's most exposition-y lines ("I'm my father's daughter. I'm smart. Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon?"). According to the Harmontown podcast episode where Harmon and co-host Jeff Davis riffed on-stage with Roiland, Chalke and upcoming Rick and Morty guest star John Oliver at the Largo in L.A., Harmon and Roiland hired the former Scrubs star after they were impressed by her ability to burp on cue. Here's hoping Chalke gets more to do comedically in future episodes. (In that Harmontown episode, Chalke, who's fluent in French and German, busts out incredible-sounding impressions of her French Canadian and German schoolteachers.) In the next few weeks, we'll see if Rick and Morty can maintain the premiere's consistently funny vibe and impressive look, but for now, it's off to a good start--unlike the convulsive Morty in the midst of side effects from his intelligence boost at the end of the premiere.

Memorable quotes:
* Summer: "OmigodmyparentsaresoloudIwannadie." Rick: "There is no God, Summer. You gotta rip that Band-Aid off now. You'll thank me later."

* "You're young, you've got your whole life ahead of you and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable! You gotta do it for Grandpa, Morty! You gotta put these seeds inside your butt!"

* "We had a little incident and a student was frozen to death. AND THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THAT A LATINO STUDENT DID IT! Everyone wants to take this to a racial place. I won't let them."

* "They're just robots, Morty! It's okay to shoot them! They're robots!""They're not robots, Rick!""It's a figure of speech, Morty! They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them! Just keep shooting, Morty!"

* Rick: "I'm a genius! I build robots for fun." Jerry: "Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas." Beth: "What does that mean?" Jerry: "It's personal."

* "Oh, for crying out... he's got some kind of disability or something! Is that what you want us to say?""I do?""Well, duh-doy, son." Harmon sure loves his duh-doys (Britta is fond of saying "Duh-doy" on Community).

* "Rick and Morty forever a hundred times! Over and over! rickandmortyadventures.com! www.atrickandmorty.com, wwwrickandmortyadventures, a hundred years! Every minute, rickandmorty.com! wwwahundredtimesrickandmorty.com!"

Get to know "The Big Score" by Richard Sala

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'The Big Score' by Richard Sala
At their house, my parents want me to get rid of stuff I've left behind there and don't use anymore, like stacks of manila folders I stored inside their house's overhead cabinets. The folders contain press kits for albums like DJ Kool's Let Me Clear My Throat CD and movies like The Big Lebowski; old scripts of segment intros I typed up for the terrestrial radio version of AFOS; and newspaper/magazine article cutouts I enjoyed reading and had saved so that I could read them again someday (whatup, early 2000s Mercury News interview with De La Soul about the Art Official Intelligence"trilogy") or use one of them as the basis for some script for either TV, a film or a comic. For example, there was a folder from the early 2000s that I labeled "Jigsaw." It consisted of articles about crime in San Francisco I collected and saved as research for a San Francisco crime show idea I wanted to call Jigsaw (for a while, I wanted to create the Sucka Free equivalent of Homicide: Life on the Street and populate the cast with a few Asian American detectives).

Over Thanksgiving weekend, I was only able to empty one cabinet by throwing away a whole bunch of cutouts I don't need to save anymore--like the Jigsaw clippings (yeah, I don't think that show's ever going to get made). But there are some items from the folders in that cabinet that I don't want to dunk into the basura, so I've taken them along with me. They include a few issues of Scud: The Disposable Assassin I've held onto since college--one of those issues was written by a pre-Channel 101/CommunityDan Harmon!--and a comic strip I snipped from a 1994 issue of Pulse! magazine.

Pulse! was a music review magazine the now-defunct Tower Records published and handed out for free in its stores. The final page of each Pulse! issue always featured a music-related comic strip. My favorite of those Pulse! strips is "The Big Score" by cartoonist Richard Sala, whose serialized 1991 "Invisible Hands" mystery shorts during Liquid Television were a favorite of many fans of the MTV animation anthology show. (Sala's horror comics are full of old-fashioned movie monsters and hot heroines. Cartoon Network is too dunderheaded to allow it, but I'd rather see the network's Adult Swim/Williams Street department produce a new Scooby-Doo animated series with character designs by either Sala or someone equally offbeat and not-so-kid-friendly instead of CN and Warner Bros. Animation rehashing the same old Scoob for kids.) "The Big Score" takes place in a noirish nightclub and cleverly replaces all the dialogue with names of classic crime movie scores that Sala thinks would be appropriate for each moment.

"At the time I was listening to a lot of movie soundtracks, particularly the cool, atmospheric soundtracks of thrillers and spy movies, which I found to be inspiring background music to play while I wrote," said Sala in a 2010 blog post about "The Big Score." I don't have a Mac-compatible scanner with me to digitally preserve "The Big Score," so good thing Sala--whose latest work is the digital-only Fantagraphics graphic novel Violenzia--scanned his own 1994 strip and posted it on his blog.

'The Big Score' by Richard Sala
(Photo source: Richard Sala)
Thanks to YouTube and Spotify, I can now take that 1994 strip and post it alongside the exact same audio Sala envisioned when he drew it. Vertigo and Our Man Flint are the only film titles from "The Big Score" that contain themes that are currently in rotation on AFOS. I've streamed cues from Touch of Evil, The Ipcress File, Experiment in Terror, Arabesque and Psycho on AFOS before, and after first catching Kiss Me Deadly on TCM, it's hard to forget that batshit crazy Robert Aldrich flick, but I'm not familiar with the other movies Sala references in "The Big Score." I actually still haven't seen The Third Man. There are a couple of Ida Lupino flicks mentioned in there that I need to check out after hearing Greg Proops devote an entire segment to her work during The Smartest Man in the World. And after watching the How to Murder Your Wife clip of Virna Lisi's sexy dance to Neal Hefti source music I've posted below, I don't understand why Jack Lemmon would rather get rid of that than continue to tap that.

'The Big Score' by Richard Sala
Panel 1:Touch of Evil


Panel 2:The Ipcress File; The Third Man; Experiment in Terror; On Dangerous Ground








'The Big Score' by Richard Sala
Panel 3:The Night Walker; The List of Adrian Messenger; Private Hell 36; Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte; How to Murder Your Wife










Panel 4:Vertigo


'The Big Score' by Richard Sala
Panel 5:Kiss Me Deadly



Panel 6:Psycho


Panel 7:Our Man Flint; Arabesque; Mr. Lucky





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